Strangeblue on 22/5/2007 at 06:50
All I can say is anyone fool enough to rope an animal that weighs more than they do and has muscular advantage, sharp hooves, and a notoriously stupid nature (read "tends to be mean when provoked or cornered") deserves the hideous laughter which is still causing me to cramp. I don't care whose godawful story it is.
Ko0K on 22/5/2007 at 07:10
To me, it's obviously made up, and that's the reason I don't find it funny. Sitcoms don't pretend to be based on true events, yet they can be funny. These 'based on true events'-type stories tend to be funny only if they are what they claim to be. In any case, you're right. Who cares whose story it is? It tries too hard to be funny, and that's precisely why it's boring. In my opinion, anyway.
P.S.: I am not attempting to humiliate or look down upon anyone for differences in taste or conduct. I simply find the story itself disagreeable. Hope nobody takes it personally.
Swiss Mercenary on 22/5/2007 at 07:11
Quote Posted by User123abc
That's pretty hardcore... I mean, do you just try and stay confident that the cow is too docile to trample all over your face?
Cows typically don't trample. As the old saying goes, you fear the horse from the front, and the cow from the back.
fett on 22/5/2007 at 21:25
I knew my bullshit meter was pinging out for some reason.
Did I tell you guys about the time I woke up in a bathtub of ice with my kidney missing? Like seriously, SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING KIDNEY, and I was like, WTF?
Gillie on 22/5/2007 at 22:00
I found that story repulsive..
There are loads of Deer here Where I live I could not even want to catch one.
I was chased by a herd of cows who in hindsight were after my dogs.
That was scary.
Thief13x on 22/5/2007 at 22:58
PLAGARISM! you get an F
I didn't really find it funny, just mildly interesting. I wondered why he didn't just tranquilize it or something,
littlek on 23/5/2007 at 01:46
I know someone who roped a baby skunk and learned that they too can spray. And very well. :eww: It was not me. I cannot throw a rope. But I did defend myself once from a frontal attack by 4 baby skunks and their momma by using a water hose. :wot: My barn and the neighborhood smelled for a week but I emerged unsmelly.
User123abc on 23/5/2007 at 02:16
One time, I had this idea that I would cut off my own testic ear.
I am not a happy camper.
crunchy on 23/5/2007 at 05:59
Quote Posted by fett
I knew my bullshit meter was pinging out for some reason.
Did I tell you guys about the time I woke up in a bathtub of ice with my kidney missing? Like seriously, SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING KIDNEY, and I was like, WTF?
Did you hear about the bloke who decided to circumsize himself? He goes into his garage, grabs the nearest sharp implement, drops the pants and begins to 'operate'. Soon he passes out due to the pain. Several hours pass and he comes around to discover his genitals gnawed off by rodents attracted to all the blood.
BEAR on 24/5/2007 at 04:42
Unless he was the mystery writer Unknown, thats some pretty bad fakery.
The writing style seemed very not ProStalker.
The only funny bit was
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Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground
