Euphemisms amuse me - TTLG Forums

fett on 26/9/2007 at 13:24

Some of my favs are euphemisms for vomitting:

'The Technicolor Yawn'
'Cleaning out the vending machine'
'Snaking the pipes'
'Bumping the tonsils'

R Soul on 26/9/2007 at 13:33

Restroom - maybe the bowels can relax but that's about it.

SlyFoxx on 26/9/2007 at 13:55

to add to fett's list...talkin' to Ralph on the big white telephone

Dia on 26/9/2007 at 17:24

'Let's go play hoopie-hide in the sage brush' has always made me smile (not from the Euphemism Generator).

The one I got when I used the generator thing was, 'chastising the otter's bayonet'.

:weird:

jimjack on 26/9/2007 at 17:35

Quote Posted by BR796164

(http://advancedmasturbation.com/synonyms.html)

(warning : it's relatively work safe, but if you wander off further, it may change)

I've wandered off to the point of no return.

the one true thief on 26/9/2007 at 17:39

"This unique and colorful custom is referred to as

flirting with the slippery four-legged pigeon."

I don't know what country that could be from, all I know is that a visit will not be made anytime soon :weird:

Woo, Page 2!

Jason Moyer on 26/9/2007 at 17:47

Jugs, funbags, melons, marshmallows, headlights, knockers, tracts o' land...

My favorite euphamism of all time, for whatever reason, is John Thomas.

Trappin on 26/9/2007 at 18:11

Sandy Berger "liberated" national archives documents.

R Soul on 26/9/2007 at 19:30

The above reminds me of "Taking without consent". To avoid offending thieves?

demagogue on 26/9/2007 at 19:49

I remember a British friend of mine talking about another acquaintance that had gotten really upset about something, like he'd been mistakenly underpaid that month (maliciously in his opinion), and my friend said: Knowing that guy, he's probably gonna go see a man about a dog for something like that.

And I remember just blankly staring at him ... huh?
He's going to what?
I get the idea, but anyone care to explain that one?

Edit:

Quote Posted by Jason Moyer

My favorite euphamism of all time, for whatever reason, is John Thomas.

Funny enough, I just watched Monty Python's The Meaning of Life a few hours ago, and they kept using John Thomas ... very funny the way they kept using it.