Tocky on 28/4/2009 at 02:49

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I have repeatedly told you people to stop having birthdays while I am on vacation but you just wont listen so I'm going to punish you by not posting. Oh sure, I'll write this, but I won't post it because it is so late. You will never get to view my biting wit because I will delete it. Ha! It will serve you right. You will never know that I would have wished you a happy birthday and made some lame comment about keeping it up in a kayak. You are so destroyed by this and don't even know it. I laugh and rub my hands in an evil manner at your distress which you will never even know you feel.