VetMichael on 25/11/2003 at 02:41
Hey-ho everyone,
Tired of not being able to do what you want when the time comes because of your....size?
Worried that the Kajiit are snickering behind their paws at your...inadequacies?
well, I have the non-prescription, all-natural remedy for your "E.D." that will have you living large and in charge in no time
Yes, I'm talking about your Economic Dysfunction, and I too used to suffer from it, until I began to experience better living through Alchemy (and Mercantile). THe system is a simple five-step process that will make you the "Cock of the Walk" in no time:
1) go to the Mage's guild in Caldera, go to the top floor of the tower and steal the Master's Alchemy equipment.
2) Then proceed on to Balmora and talk to Ajira, the Kajiit Alchemist.
Purchase Small Kwama Eggs and Crab Meat until you are "over-encumbered", then Spam-create potions of Restore Fatigue...over and over again (this will level you quickly, if Alchemy or Mercantile is a primary or secondary stat).
3) Teleport back to Caldera Mage's guild.
4) go to Ghorak manor, and sell them to the Creeper for top dollar.
5) lather, rinse, repeat steps 2 through 4 as necessary.
Soon, you too will have millions of dollars, free and clear. Women will want to be with you, Men will want to be you! You'll be styling, kickin' it with the bling-bling and toting the latest in ass-kickware with VetMichael's patented moneymaking, non-pyramid scheme to riches and fame.
Don't forget to post your before and after pictures, so others can marvel at your...growth.
didou01 on 25/11/2003 at 04:24
Sell out :p
Glenn Italiano on 25/11/2003 at 07:59
You are a very odd person Vetmichael:tsktsk:
RyushiBlade on 25/11/2003 at 12:24
With the title implying what it does, I'm surprised you guys even looked.
:erm: .. 'course... I looked.
D*mn.
VetMichael on 25/11/2003 at 20:11
Welll....What'd you expect? its the "Hints and Spoilers" forum...not the ...err... umm... well, you know.:eww:
