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Rug Burn Junky on 28/6/2009 at 17:07

Hi, Billy Mays here for Home Portable Defibrillators. Having one of these around your home makes everything easier if you (http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-billy-mays29-2009jun29,0,6116879.story) drop dead, just apply to your chest and shock, it's that easy.

Call today, and we'll throw in a free bottle of OxiClean to get rid of any unfortunate corpse stains.

Trance on 28/6/2009 at 17:08

Vince did it

gunsmoke on 28/6/2009 at 17:12

Just heard about this. What a fucking week.

BrokenArts on 28/6/2009 at 17:27

Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky

y.

Call today, and we'll throw in a free bottle of OxiClean to get rid of any unfortunate corpse stains.

But thats not all. Someone please throw in the (http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/604/Awesome-Auger.html) Awesome Auger for all his burial needs.

Damn this has been a helluva week. R.I.P

june gloom on 28/6/2009 at 18:23

Goddammit how did I miss this thread? :( My clever "THAT'S THE POWER OF HNNNNNGH" will go unappreciated now.

Tonamel on 28/6/2009 at 19:02

Well, if you want to come up with something clever for Ed McMahon, I don't think we've had a thread for him yet.

Starrfall on 28/6/2009 at 19:32

he went kaboom

demagogue on 28/6/2009 at 19:56

I have a deep dread that Joe Piscopo will be next.
Oh Lord, somebody make the bad feeling go away!
Make it stop!

Sgt_BFG on 28/6/2009 at 20:27

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE TO TALK ABOUT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0tTewZYmY) BALLS

Muzman on 29/6/2009 at 02:35

My heart goes out to you America. We lost (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTtGHZiQ2LM) Big Kev a few years back (a bit more subdued and reflective there than his usual incandescent chat show exuberance. He was a giving man, and he gave it all to a live audience of retiree women).
So we know the pain of losing, not just a hawker of cheap cleaning products, but a friend.
Even those who spent their time photoshopping Big Kev products to contain Viagra and methamphetamine, in an attempt to rob his slogan "I'm Excited!" of its plain spoken verve, had to take a moment to consider how things would never be the same. Here was a man who could make mildew fun. Now it's just mildew.
Know that we, your friends and allies since whenever it was, are with you in your time of grief.