Describe each game in the OT badly in one sentence. - by Bucky Seifert
Bucky Seifert on 30/7/2018 at 23:17
Thief 1:
Doom the entire world because you're a greedy loser who let himself be charmed by a rich old man, then clean up the mess you made.
Thief 2:
Team up with a woman who mutilated you to stop a religious, robot building chipmunk from farting the world to death.
Thief 3:
A bunch of book nerds accuse you of murder while you try to stop an old woman using wingdings.
Renault on 30/7/2018 at 23:26
Has ThiefGen gotten that dull?
downwinder on 30/7/2018 at 23:42
i sometime wonder by garrett doing what he did in thief 1=killing woodsie lord,if it helped the mechs become who they were due to garrett's actions
a small example is if garrett never killed woodsie lord in thief 1 would karras been able to get as far as he did in thief 2
and a paradox was also in thief 2,showing time travel,thief could be so deep if it wanted to be
my final though is thief should have had a sci-fi base from the start
assasins creed simulation stuff should have been more defined in thief as i feel assassins creed stole the idea from thief 2,mission where you find cop dead
McTaffer on 31/7/2018 at 02:45
Quote Posted by downwinder
i sometime wonder by garrett doing what he did in thief 1=killing woodsie lord,if it helped the mechs become who they were due to garrett's actions
a small example is if garrett never killed woodsie lord in thief 1 would karras been able to get as far as he did in thief 2
and a paradox was also in thief 2,showing time travel,thief could be so deep if it wanted to be
my final though is thief should have had a sci-fi base from the start
assasins creed simulation stuff should have been more defined in thief as i feel assassins creed stole the idea from thief 2,mission where you find cop dead
I'm not even sure where to begin here.
downwinder on 31/7/2018 at 05:35
at the beginning,break it down line by line,its not to difficult
Bulgarian_Taffer on 31/7/2018 at 07:31
Thief 1: I have to steal an eye for a secretive person, then this person turns out to be the devil and plucks out my own eye, then I kill the devil and the game ends.
Thief 2: I have to stop the plans of a crazy person with a speech disorder with the help of the devil's wife.
Thief 3: Some crazy dudes are meddling with prophecies and I hang around them, until I find myself battling a crazy granny.
Thief 4: I jump to the rooftops with a claw, trying to do things I don't understand and for no reason, because the story is stupid.
Starker on 31/7/2018 at 11:05
Quote Posted by Bulgarian_Taffer
Thief 4: I jump to the rooftops with a claw, trying to do things I don't understand and for no reason, because the story is stupid.
You were trying to save your annoying not really girlfriend, because she was fused with the life force of the City, and if she had been killed, the City would also have died.
This is not me trying to describe the story badly, btw. It's the actual story.
Purgator on 31/7/2018 at 11:52
Thief 1: You're an Italian plumber who doesn't do any actual plumbing, likes tripping on mushrooms and you have to save some simpering Princess from a turtle on 'roids.
Thief 2: You're a high-tech ninja who has to bump off a 'Grandmaster' who has a boner for dodgy socialism (like Bernie Sanders).
Thief 3: You have to Bop it, Shake it, Twist it, Flick it, (Vomit on it, if you've had one too many at a party).
McTaffer on 31/7/2018 at 17:55
Quote Posted by downwinder
at the beginning,break it down line by line,its not to difficult
What I meant was that I'm pretty sure your response wasn't exactly in line with the thread, as in it was a bad description but muddled enough that it was more or less off topic.
Anyway,
Thief 1: Drink some magic plant wine and steal a talking rock for a goat man because he promised to pay for your retirement.
Thief 2: Run away from the cops until you find out that one of them is working with an eye stealing plant lady who might be willing to help you wreck a narcissistic man's vanity project. Throw a doll at fanatics to blind them.
Thief 3: An old lady dressed as a ghost girl causes havoc until you plug your pet rock into a fountain.
Thief 4: No taffers allowed.
downwinder on 31/7/2018 at 22:37
you are correct mctaffer,it was not about post but a idea i though of after reading post