Renzatic on 4/5/2013 at 00:56
There's still room for plenty more here in the near future. Just look at how bad everyone's freaking out over a trailer, a few screenshots, some concept art, and a couple of interviews?
I imagine this place is gonna look like something Hieronymus Bosch would paint after the first gameplay footage arrives.
jtr7 on 4/5/2013 at 00:57
It never got started to begin with, at least, not on the various places I've seen this posted, but I'll bet if we pretended to be truly hysterical, it would be treated as seriousness and mocked, as usual. Satire of satire of satire. Making fun of the people with an itchy trigger finger playing whack'a'hysteric is always lost on them. Look! Proof!
Jason Moyer on 4/5/2013 at 01:54
I'm still amused that someone used a Hitchhiker's Guide reference to express their dismay when there was a Hitchhiker's Guide reference in the damn joke.
jtr7 on 4/5/2013 at 02:01
Hahahaha! Yeeeeeessss! *snaps a welt on your neck with a wet towel*
Dia on 4/5/2013 at 02:36
Aw rats. I didn't read all the captions in the joke and now I can't find the picture again. Anybody?
Jason Moyer on 4/5/2013 at 04:35
I'm still seeing it in the first post.
Here's a transcript anyway, since it's hard to read:
Social Augmentation - Removes your voice box, reducing the risk of accidentally saying something.
Arm Augmentation - Arm length decreased, making them harder to detect.
Lung Augmentation - Disables breathing, reducing noise when out of breath.
Detection Augmentation - Prevents detection by security cameras by ensuring they are not invented in your lifetime.
Vision Augmentation - Blinds you, on the basis that if you can't see them, they can't see you.
Sprinting Augmentation - Reduces noise made by sprinting, by no longer allowing you to sprint.
Leg Augmentation - Legs removed, to eliminate the possibility of leaving the shadows.
Cloak Augmentation - Removes the remainder of your body, for permanent invisibility.
SubJeff on 4/5/2013 at 08:15
Haha. Pretty good actually.
Dia on 4/5/2013 at 13:58
Thanks Jason. The pic doesn't show up for me (like it's been deleted by the user?).
Lol, btw.
jtr7 on 4/5/2013 at 14:04
Can you see the image's placeholder in the post? Right-click on it and choose to view the image, like in another window, or something. I've been seeing placeholders instead of the images, here and there, almost randomly in posts, for about a month.
Dia on 4/5/2013 at 14:08
Nope. No matter how many times I click on 'Show picture' it doesn't show the darned picture. No other viable options for this when I right click, either.
