Nameless Voice on 24/3/2010 at 23:32
Clearly, imaginary beards in the sky are more important than your family, since they get listed first.
Bluegrime on 24/3/2010 at 23:33
I don't get the moral here.
"Old people die, so you should take every opportunity to be with them or else you suck"?
ZylonBane on 24/3/2010 at 23:36
too glurge; dr
TBE on 24/3/2010 at 23:50
I used to get about 3 emails a day like this. Lessons learned, funny story with good morals, etc, etc, etc. I don't have time to read crap every day. It was always sent by my 2nd cousin, who is always one of those gun-toting-bible-beatin-pickup truck driving-good ole boys. When I stopped emailing him back, I noticed that he started sending less. When I totally stopped emailing him, they came to about 4 per week, then 4 per month. Haven't heard from him in awhile now.
So tired of FWD>FWD>FWD emails. Dudes, share them with your family to annoy them please.
quinch on 24/3/2010 at 23:57
They always slip in God when you're at your most vulnerable. Notice how He's at the top of the love list too.
Rug Burn Junky on 24/3/2010 at 23:58
Quote Posted by Sulphur
And every time, I'm always out of paper towels before I reach the end.
Then stop touching it.
Aja on 25/3/2010 at 00:14
dammit commchat kru this was a heartwarming story :mad:
june gloom on 25/3/2010 at 00:28
perfect for gamepads
PeeperStorm on 25/3/2010 at 00:47
Quote Posted by Sulphur
Every time I'm touched by it is every time I see it in my inbox and can't bring myself to remove it. So I read it again.
And every time, I'm always out of paper towels before I reach the end.
If you need to use paper towels, then I suspect that it's not the message that's doing the touching.
