Qooper on 26/9/2020 at 17:01
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ennie.
Ennie who?
Ah, you've heard that one then...
Pyrian on 27/9/2020 at 05:30
...Or an Alien Xenomorph.
demagogue on 27/9/2020 at 06:14
An alien xenomorph wasn't a pop hit of the 1950s though, now was it?
Starker on 27/9/2020 at 13:11
For the paronomasially challenged:
[video=youtube;OnFlx2Lnr9Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q[/video]
bob_doe_nz on 28/9/2020 at 06:56
Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
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Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
demagogue on 4/10/2020 at 08:46
My friend started a band called 999 megabytes, but they haven't been able to get a gig yet.
Stefan_Key on 6/10/2020 at 21:09
What are apes doing in Wall Street?
Monkey business
Kolya on 7/10/2020 at 23:37
I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist.
I don't know how I missed this, there were red flags everywhere.
Inline Image:
https://i.imgur.com/kqJ1173.gif