Starker on 31/8/2020 at 15:26
What did the duck who bought lipstick say?
...
"Put it on my bill."
Tocky on 1/9/2020 at 18:37
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ah
Ah who?
Werewolves of London
Starker on 2/9/2020 at 00:22
Ah-whoo! Werewolves of London. Ah-whoo!
rachel on 2/9/2020 at 11:55
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
Starker on 2/9/2020 at 12:05
Ctrl+Shift+Esc is faster.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
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She kept running away from the ball.
Stefan_Key on 2/9/2020 at 20:42
Gare du Nord :
Traveller : I want to go home quickly.
Ticket agent : Tchoo Tchoo where?
demagogue on 4/9/2020 at 08:19
I ate a clock but it was so time-consuming.
It tasted good enough at least.
Not long after I finished, I went back for seconds.
Qooper on 4/9/2020 at 18:57
What did the speck of dust say to a horde of vacuum cleaners?
"You all suck!"
Tocky on 5/9/2020 at 17:49
This thread needs more updog.
Starker on 5/9/2020 at 18:49
What's up, dog?
[video=youtube;Km_AAo9cQK4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km_AAo9cQK4[/video]