Parker'sSire on 28/10/2006 at 19:33
Happy, Happy Birthday, po!!!
(no, wait...that's wrong)
Matthew on 29/10/2006 at 23:34
Hope po likes Technical and Troubleshooting.
Para?noid on 29/10/2006 at 23:53
Quote Posted by ignatios
RAAAW I'M A GIVE IT TO YA
WID' NO TRIVIA
RAW LIKE COCAINE STRAIGHT FROM BOLIVIA
MY HIP HOP WILL ROCK AND SHOCK THE NATION
LIKE THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAIMATION
WEAK MC'S APPROACH WITH SLANG THAT'S DEAD
YOU MAY AS WELL RUN INTO A WALL AND BANG YA HEAD
Para?noid on 29/10/2006 at 23:55
oh fuck it i don't want to stop now
WELL I'M A SIRE I SET THE MICROPHONE ON FIRE
MY RAP STYLES VARY AND CARRY LIKE MARIAH
I COME FROM THE SHAOLIN SLUMS - IT'S THE ISLE I'M FROM
COMING THROUGH ENOUGH NIGGERS ENOUGH GUNS
I SCREAM ON YOUR ASS LIKE YOUR DAD BRING IT ON
Fingernail on 30/10/2006 at 00:03
Quote Posted by The inscrutable po
I've been wanking for years as a form of exercise and relaxation. Last year I started jerking on much steeper terrain. I felt I was building up muscles but then dick pain hit me. I ignored it but it went on and on.
It was a prescription that my urologist refused to refill without an office visit* that got me to see the doctor about the pain. He said I was getting metatarsalgia, I think. Said I should get lube for my dick. Then recomended costumized sheaths when I told him I told him there wouldn't be room in my house for lube.
The customized rubbers (these are gigantic things that old nuns wear) look and feel like pieces of shit. They have huge amounts of room on the inside though. They cost $200 without the $70 lube inserts. Some fucking deal!
I went to cock.com. There I talked to a paedophile (a person who fucks people, often they are involved in gambling). He said he had an insert that should fit into a normal ass so I bought it, $70. After two weeks I felt a bit better and now I feel quite good. I buy some more and then I start to feel the pain again.
I'm not asking for advice here. I'm just saying that life at a certain age seems to be all about one thing after another breaking and never being right again. Or as Schopenhauer once said, "NOOOooooooo! HORSEEEeeeeeeeee!!!"
*I hadn't seen him in ten years. He just kept letting me have refills.
fixed
pavlovscat on 31/10/2006 at 05:02
ROTFLMAO! Thanks I really needed a good laugh.
Dia on 31/10/2006 at 10:15
I say let him back in; I'm up for another trip to the Hague.
OnionBob on 31/10/2006 at 11:20
can someone please close this wretched fucking thread, i'm sick of seeing it bumped and every time reminding me of po and his stupid posts
Shayde on 31/10/2006 at 14:08
Goodnight sweet po, may flights of podiatrists sing thee to thy rest.
Haegan on 1/11/2006 at 17:40
The Inscrutable Po; LEAVE
