RyushiBlade on 25/7/2006 at 00:22
I know this sounds like a silly question but... well.. How did they get the ship in there, exactly?
PeeperStorm on 25/7/2006 at 01:29
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I found it... But it seems I do not have acrobatics skill enough to jump at the top level to open the chest.
You might find it easier to jump up on the broken wall, then jump to the top floor from there. That's what I do.
nick_m100 on 25/7/2006 at 03:23
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I know this sounds like a silly question but... well.. How did they get the ship in there, exactly?
elementary my dear watson, they dismantled it and put it in there peice by peice and they also managed to get it to look worn and crappy then hired guys to dress up like ghosts for all eternity and then they hid crappy items everywhere for no reason whatsoever then they had a sense of pride and made mystic freakin levers to get to it for reasons ill never know and then they also made it scary by putting skeletons and bodies everywhere afterwards they ran out of funds by buying hookers and wine coolers so they decided to kill the guys because theyre salary was to high so then the ghosts of those guys killed them and those are some of the skeletons laying around but i have neglected this so i will also tell you the programmers were bored to hell so they made that place and eventually someone actually found it and nobody cared so it was sent here where it was interesting and fun and i made this rant explaining how those ships got there... to be continued?
Shadowlord on 25/7/2006 at 05:19
What?! No way they brought wine coolers
nick_m100 on 25/7/2006 at 23:13
indeed they did, but those wine coolers were actually just bottles of wine that were in a freezer, the only one in all of cyrodiil, but after that the hookers gave them aids and other assorted hiv's and all the people died because of a massive aids outbreak and then they discovered a cure for aids or at least the three people still living (virgins) did
Shadowlord on 26/7/2006 at 04:27
4 virgins, your forgeting the main character. No sex scenes
nick_m100 on 26/7/2006 at 23:47
i was including the main character not just random people because the main character had to obtain the ingredients from the wild and also had to raid stores but it only needed two ingredients... wine coolers and a rubix cube that transforms into a potion that defies all medical reasoning and then it turned out that if you didnt have aids the cure would kill you because it thought your cells were aids virus and just ripped you apart inside out then the dunmer and the nords took over cyrodiil and then the ayleids made a comeback and killed everyone except each other and that guy felix who was in this forum somewhere who somehow managed to beat the game without killing anyone because he ran and hid in the place nobody would expect... in the ayleid throne room:thumb: and then they found him and he managed to run to morrowind somehow (map travel) and because that happened he was killed by random dunmer
Shevers on 27/7/2006 at 18:39
Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those last two posts got very silly indeed, and that last one was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. And some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson... Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! Now! Let's have a good clean healthy outdoor sketch. Get some air into your lungs. Ten nine eight and all that.
nick_m100 on 28/7/2006 at 00:31
you have not yet heard silly just wait until i find something else to rant about all day and night 24/7 it may take a short period of time but i can and will find something idiotic to rant about give me at least two weeks and i will find something and it will defy all other rants due to randomness and sheer idiocy and more than sheer stupidity like something about a post that is irrelevant to anything that anyone should post about like this one (maniacle laughing) now time to go make jello im out :cheeky: biznatch
Ethne on 28/7/2006 at 02:24
not to interupt all this silliness, but I was wondering if someone would be so kind as to point me in the direction of said waterfall...
