Club Blasphemy. - by Nicker
Nicker on 19/3/2023 at 02:52
No, I am not proposing a seedy gathering place for militant anti-theists. I am talking about sacred sandwiches.
Today I was served, in an establishment which audaciously represented itself as a
restaurant, a """Club Sandwich""", bereft of tomato but contaminated with CHEESE. At least it didn't include ham, you sneer, in a patronizing tone, earning my eternal distain.
:mad:
Since when do you need to read the fine print when ordering a classic? It's in the frigging Holy Bible. Recipes, Chapter 4, IIRC!
Quote:
And the Lord saith unto the Children Of Ahem, "Take thou toasted bread (two slices or three, as your needs direct) and layer therein, sliced turkey, which thou hast roasted before hand (not heathen deli crap), crisp bacon, which I shall here alone declare kosher, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise. Take heed that thou not offend thy Lord by adding cheese, ham or eggs, lest my wrath be visited on your spawn for seven generations!"
It's like the End Of Days, all over again.
PigLick on 19/3/2023 at 05:32
Is chicken instead of turkey allowed? Cos thats how I make my clubs.
Dia on 19/3/2023 at 15:10
I'll just have the BLT, please. Substitute Miracle Whip for the Mayo. I think mayonnaise is against my religion.
lol
Renzatic on 19/3/2023 at 15:44
Quote Posted by PigLick
Is chicken instead of turkey allowed? Cos thats how I make my clubs.
...what the hell is WRONG WITH YOU? Chicken? On a club? JESUS CHRIST!
Renzatic on 19/3/2023 at 15:46
Actually, it's not that bad.
WingedKagouti on 20/3/2023 at 01:34
Neither turkey nor chicken is fit for human consumption.
Nicker on 20/3/2023 at 02:34
Their ancestors ate our ancestors, for hundreds of millions of years. It is entirely fitting we reciprocate.
rachel on 20/3/2023 at 09:20
Any sandwich with mayonnaise is an abomination. :p Mustard is ok.
PigLick on 20/3/2023 at 10:51
I make all my sandwiches with mayonnaise. I also play mine sweeper for days.
Renzatic on 20/3/2023 at 13:50
Quote Posted by rachel
Any sandwich with mayonnaise is an abomination. :p Mustard is ok.
This is true.
