aardvark on 1/4/2003 at 19:20
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Roll up for the new and ever-so-slightly-improved Clan Foofie Mystery HQ v22.0!</font></marquee></center>
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Clan Foofie™ Mystery HQ</font><br />AKA
Clan MBOP™<br />Mutant Bunny Of Peace™ <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
<font size=1>Newest recruits:</font> <font size=2>
Eleanor Rigby</font>
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Who am us? We're Clan Foofie!<br />
We're peaceful!<br />
Just peaceful bunnsies, us.<br />
We're wrathful!<br />
Woof! Oink! Moo!<br />
We hop and attack!<br />
Pup-pup-pup-pazoink!<br />
We're an ancient fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!<br />
Crouching Foofie, Hidden Taffer.<br />
Join the Foofie club elite.<br />
And now with no peer pressure!<br />
Who are we? Giant tentacular lepi-crabs??? Could be...<br />
Click-click!</font>
<br />AFR's: [
68+!]
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<center>Remember the benevolent warmth of fuzzy bunnies.</center><br />The
10 MBOP™ Tenets, as laid down by Pooka scripture at Mt. Bunnywrath in the olden daze:<blockquote>1) Thou shalt like the dark. Dark for dark business.
2) Thou shalt eat more than one carrot per day and three stalks of celery per week.
3) Thou shalt shun the killing of small fur-bearing animals, defenseless and dumb in their lairs, in favor of blackjacking bully guards, defenseless and dumb at their posts.
4) Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's carrots as if they were thine own.
A nosotros van las zanahorias. To us go the carrots.
5) Thou shalt not behave in a manner unbecoming to a bunny.
6) Thou shalt learn the ancient Pooka ways of stealth and deception from the great Pookas,
Harvey,
Bugs, the
White Rabbit,
Roger and timid
Foofie, and strive to emulate them at all times.
7) Thou shalt accept the
Wrath Of Foofie as a dreadful responsibility; a curse to be bestowed only upon our most highly regarded enemies.
8) Thou shalt never wear bunny ears on the job, in deference to the Clan Elders who must always do so.
9) Thou shalt defend the Holy Book,
Watership Down, to the last, summoning
Wrathful Foofie™ if necessary.
10) The clan shalt confound, confuse, cajole and conjure mightily upon any adversary which prevents a Foofie from achieving
The Holy Golden Carrot Of Enlightenment.<br /></blockquote>
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MBOP™</center><center>peaceful aspect</center>
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<br />Known incarnations of
Pooka:
The White Rabbit<br />Bugs<br />Harvey<br />Roger<br />Foofie
the Energizer Bunny - ?<br />Ryo-Oki - possible<br />The Trix Rabbit - questionable<br />The Easter Bunny - probable<br />Peter Rabbit - probable<br />Peter Cottontail - probable<br />Br'er Rabbit - probable<br />Bunny Rabbit (Capt. Kangaroo) - probable<br />Velvetine Rabbit - probable<br />Sam (of Sam & Max) - impossible: he's a dog<br />Max (of Sam & Max) - possible<br />Thumper - unknown
<br /><center>Download your Pooka
Orb Of Augury™ <a href="http://www.stormtroopers.com/zwr/freegames/8-ball.zip">here</a> or use the online <a href="http://www.digital-eel.com/zdim/stuff/cfooa.htm">orb<a>!
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<center>Time to <a href="http://www.digital-eel.com/zdim/freegames2/sat.zip">
Smack A Thief!</a></center>
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Bunni-Flip<br />
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Zen Pooka's Wisdom</a></center>
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poke the bunny</A></center>
<center><font size=1>I like joos<br />it makes me feel loose.<br />Bunsies are cool too<br />found chewing on your shoe.</font><br />- Sharga</center>
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Welcome </font>Foofies of all nations<font size=5 color=red>!</font></marquee></font></center>
aardvark on 1/4/2003 at 19:22
<br />Roll Call -- Sound off!
Little Girl Blue<br />Tactics Coordinator<font size="1"><br>items:<br />a book: Tactics And You: Are You Really Comunicating?<br>a book: Strategy by B. H. Liddell Hart<br>a bag of gummi carrots<br>the Hypnotic Chromatic Happy Apple<br>several Little Plastic Pirate Swords</font><br>
NogginKnockers<br />Weapons & Tools Specialist<font size="1"><br />items:<br />the only patented Karat Kannon™ in the world<br />zircon encrusted Tweezers +3<br />(1) trained homunculus named "Snotter"<br /></font>
Cadfael<br />Executive Rook<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a decorative crystal paperweight shaped like a rook<br />an ebony rook statuette<br />a giant styrofoam rook (*)<br /></font>
Strangeblue<br />Safecracker-In-Residence<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a pen with a secret high-power laser (*), guaranteed to cut through anything<br />a silver stethoscope +2<br />a life-sized stone replica of a pebble<br /></font>
Ringwraith<br />Vice Hawk & Thimblerigger<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a special pocket knife with thimble rigging attachment<br />(6) ornate gold and jade finger picks<br />a crinkly scroll (Invisibility)<br /></font>
Wynne<br />Flame War Chieftess<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a formula and directions for shrinking the heads of your opponents<br />a potion: Fire Breath<br />a gnarled wand (no charges)<br /></font>
Grifo<br />Entertainment Director<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a day planner<br />a pamphlet:: 1001 Ways To Entertain Clan Members<br />a Bag Of Endless Party Favours<br />(12) firedrake eggs<br /></font>
Azal<br />Senior Cutpurse<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a pair of golden scissors<br />fluffy bunny slippers for sneaking up on people <br />a Ring Of Telekinesis<br />a strangely-inscribed brass sphere<br /></font>
Yenzarill<br />Official Carnivorous Treebeast<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a new mop with a radio (*) built into the handle<br />(6) lg. bottles of sulphuric acid<br />Acme™ rubber gloves +1<br />a hand-carved wooden whistle<br /></font>
Schechter<br />Chief Cook & Bottle Washer<font size="1"><br />items:<br />an E-Z Bake Oven (*)<br />a cook book: Carrots And E-Z Bake Ovens (*)<br />a steel frying pan +1 (+5 vs. eggs & bacon)<br />a dusty scroll (Mizrath's Magic Larder)<br /></font>
Hanse<br />Keeper Of Cloaks, Daggers & Disguises<font size="1"><br />items:<br />an organizer for cloaks<br />an organizer for daggers<br />an organizer for disguises<br />a book: A Rogue's Gallery by J. T. Hand<br />a delicate golden Ring Of Protection +5 vs. The Internet (*)<br /></font>
didou01<br />1st Scout<font size="1"><br />items:<br />infra-red nightvision goggles (*) with the Foofie™ logo on the sides<br />a waterproof Pooka compass<br />a Pooka proof water compass<br /></font>
aguywhoplaysthief<br />Exterminator General<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a hat with Exterminators Have Feelings Too embroidered on the front<br />a book: Exterminate! by D. W. Dalek<br />a pamphlet: Arachnophobia: Facts & Fantasy by Dr. Venomous Mandibles<br /></font>
The Hammer<br />Blunt Instrumentalist & Pooka Padre<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a music book: Play Blunt Instruments In 5 Easy Lessons by Maxwell Edison<br />a silver hammer & tongs medallion<br />(1) box of humorous glass nails<br /></font>
Nightvision<br />Chief Of Security, Keeper Of The Karats<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a pretty, shiny Security Badge<br />(10) collectable Karats (new)<br />a pearl inlaid Karat koffer<br />(1) standard issue Carrot Gun<br /></font>
LittleTaffer<br />Arrow Messenger/Super Snooper<font size="1"><br />items:<br />high-tech mechanist messenger arrows (They're 57% faster!)<br />a lapel button with I'm a Super Snooper and don't you forget it! printed on it<br />a silver Arrow Through The Head Gag +1 Of Jocularity<br />a pouch of benevolence dust<br /></font>
Starrfall<br />Procurer Deluxe<font size="1"><br />items:<br />an ebony and ivory pocket abacus<br />parchment (plenty)<br />quill pens (lots)<br />squid sepia (enough to last)<br />sea-sponge blotters (dozens)<br />sealing wax (cakes & cakes)<br />(1) official silver Foofie seal<br />a shiny brass & crystal Dream Mirror<br />a melodium conograph<br />(12) assorted musicones<br /></font>
D'Juhn Keep/D'JK<br />Yeoman Of The Bowmen<font size="1"><br />items:<br />leashes for each bowman<br />an iron and ebony Crossbow +4 Of Slaying<br />a Dagger +4 Of Slicing And Dicing<br /></font>
Jacksberry<br />Lagophobe Finder General & Keeper Of The Sacred Sawdust<font size="1"><br />items:<br />mechanist Lagophobe detector<br />assorted jars (personalized) containing Sacred Sawdust™<br />a festive basket of carrot products from around the world<br />a garishly-painted wobble-toy<br /></font>
Bejoscha<br />Shadow Sentry<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a shadow pike (brand new)<br />a Candle Of Shadow Casting<br />a black scoll (Darkness)<br /></font>
[CYA]WoLf<br />'Carrot Juice' Baron, Clan Lycanthrope<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a Joos machine (Juiceman™ and Foofie™ brands) (*)<br />a platinum desk plaque inscribed with the words Joos Baron<br />a pouch of Instant Carrot<br /></font>
ducky7<br />Official Clan Bathtub Rubber Ducky<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a life jacket<br />a steam powered Duck Call Generator<br />a Frisbee +2 Of Accuracy (*)<br /></font>
Zantie<br />Trance Dancer and Keeper of the Mystic Swirly Thing<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a book titled When Mystic Swirly Thingies Attack by Shirley McLaine<br />ballet shoes<br />(1) Mystic Swirly Thing™<br />(1) PookaBot™ model CF-005 - prototype 5<br />a silver Pooka chalice inlaid with crystals (said to be very magical)<br />(1) pair of tiny black and white magnetic rabbits (suitable for auguries and fortune telling)<br /></font>
Hackmaster1<br />Clan Foofie Inventor & Coffer-Hacker<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a gilded crowbar with matching hammer, engraved: To Hacky with love from the Foofies<br />a miniature hack-proof puzzle coffer™<br />an iron Lich Key Of Opening<br />a platinum Lich Key Of Locking<br /></font>
Ceis<br />Joos Smuggler<font size="1"><br />items:<br />deadly ping pong gear<br />a Mask Of Disguises (24 uses)<br />a Cloak Of Quick Changes +1<br /></font>
Natzech-Keret<br />Director of Salamander Control<font size="1"><br />items:<br />salamander traps, poisons, scents, whistles<br />a book: Slimes, Mold And Fungus by Dr. Egon Spengler<br />a book: Slimy Things That Stink by Lymon Leonard Pesterfoot<br /></font>
Netzach-Keter<br />Director of Slander Control<font size="1"><br />items:<br />traps, poisons, scents (?), whistles (?)<br />a book: Mimes Fold Among Us by Rd. Spengon Egler<br />a book: Stinky Things That Slime by Leonard Fester Lymonpoot<br /></font>
Valinath<br />Grand Master Swordsman<font size="1"><br />items:<br />ancient Miyamoto™ pizza blades and cutters<br />a vorpal kris dagger +3<br />an anti-vorpal dagger sheath<br /></font>
MoccoMouse<br />Invisible Thief<br />Keeper of the Fish<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(1) block: Highly Amazing Turtle Cheese (antique)<br />a Ring Of Invisibility<br />a Palantir<br /></font>
MrDuck<br />Duck Master Of Dubious Foot Gnawing<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a book titled Basic Foot Care by T. L. Pygg<br />a book titled Feet Are People Too by Norbert "stinkfoot" Foote<br />a book titled Footpad: My Life In The City by "G."<br />a book titled The Foot and I by Dr.Cheez F.T.<br />(1) squeaky toy (in the shape of a left foot)<br />a set of carved wooden Mandarin meditation ducks<br />(1) hot air balloon (duck-shaped) and gondola (also duck-shaped)<br /></font>
Sharga<br />Head Sapper And Booby Trapper<br />1st Architect Of Clan Foofie HQ<br />Head Of Thiefy Pictures<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a safe-T pin<br />a squeaky bunny slipper<br />the Plunger Of Death™<br />a magic Imaging Sphere Of Constructs<br />a fully-motorized pig (*)<br /></font>
Fat Burrick<br />Chief Tunneller<br />Keeper of the Sacred Holy Karat of Doom<br />Official Musician<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(1) Sacred Holy Karat of Doom™<br />an adamantium Spade +5 Of Tunneling<br />a faded scroll (Magic Tunnel)<br /></font>
sp4f<br />Left Hand Man Of The Right Hand Man<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a metal hand (left)<br />(1) spy glass<br />(1) looking glass<br />(1) glass eye<br />a hydraulic power and dexterity upgrade (for metal hand)<br />(1) bottle of Liquid Velcro (*)<br /></font>
PCommish<br />Assistant Senior Radiologist<br />Inventor Of Wool™<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(1) allegedly mystic book: Webster's New World Compact School and Office Dictionary<br />(1) allegedly mystic book: The Elements Of Style by Strunk & White<br />a handy laminated wild west carrot rack with the look of real wood<br /></font>
ultimamaniac12<br />Officially Licensed PookaBot Repairman<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a spanner<br />an oil can (50% Joos/50% oil)<br />a laser welder (doubles as weapon) (*)<br />a miraculous Pooka Wonder Widget™<br />a deluxe PookaBot kit<br /></font>
Absynthe<br />Foofie Tech Support<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(1) Max (master of gratuitous acts of senseless violence)<br />an ornate glass flask (green fluid)<br />(24) Arrows +2 Of Climbing<br />a box of salty mobius pretzels<br /></font>
Koncorde<br />Speedy Messenger of Peace<br />Personal Trainer<font size="1"><br />items:<br />Fluffy Bunny Sneakers Of Indeterminable Direction And Trajectory<br />a book: Get Bigger Muscles by P.Umpin Iron<br />a book: Living Healthily, The Vegetarian Way by A. l'Skin & B. Owne<br />a book: Muscles Berserk: A True Story by Herman "Muscles Berserk" Wilbert<br />a rare Mechanist relic: Karras' Thighmaster<br />a tub of imported jellyfish custard<br /></font>
aardvark on 1/4/2003 at 19:23
NoCokePepsi<br />Polisher Supreme<font size="1"><br />items:<br />the dreaded Carrot Cudgel™<br />lots of chamois cloth (assorted sizes and colors)<br />a really impressive hat<br />a case of Pepsi (obtained at great expense from shadow bootleggers)<br />a trained frog named "Flippy"<br /></font>
Tonamel<br />Clan Alliterationist<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a custom Cuisanart<br />a Trusty™ Thesaurus<br />Chung Soo's Firecracker Of Improbability<br />an assortment of wax lips<br /></font>
Brawler150<br />Official Blacksmith<br />Pachyderm Trainer<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + Able to talk to/command pachoderms.<br /> + Can touch tongue to eye!<br />items:<br />Pachyderm Whistle<br />a book: The Training of Pachyderms<br />Arm Mountable Cross Bow<br />Never-Ending Pack of Juicy Fruit<br />Smithy Anvil<br />Smithy Hammer<br />Horde of Assorted Pachyderms<br />(1) pair of one-wheeled roller skates<br /></font>
WolfTronix<br />Slippery Chimney Sweep N' Roof Top Pioneer<font size="1"><br />items:<br />Silent-But-Deadly™ Chimney Sweeper (extra bristly)<br />unlimited supply of Liquid-Slip™<br />(2) extra-large inflatable carrot(s)<br />Grapplin Hook-O-Doom™<br />an ant farm<br /></font>
The Alchemist<br />Chemical Production & Analysis Overseer<font size="1"><br />items:<br />bars of lead (several)<br />a case of flasks (I keep breaking 'em.!)<br />a book: Chemikal Obscura For The Wee Minded by Paulo Coehlo<br />Joos: my special ingredient (lots and lots)<br />a smelly chemistry set<br /></font>
Naartjie<br />Haunt Manager<br />Resident Ambassador to the Spirit World<br />Head Of Everything Under The Ground<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + Can halt rampaging Burrick hoardes with a single blow of a whistle.<br /> + Can detetch own head and reattach when necessary.<br /> + Can withstand pressures of up to 10000 Pascals on feet & ankles when being munched.<br />items:<br />Mrs. Gringle's™ Skull Wax Deluxe (tub)<br />spare Hammerite robes with torn back<br />double edged broadsword<br />The Hammerite Haunt Book Of Unholy Tenets: Unabridged version<br />Hat enscribed with My Spirit went to Bloodstone and all I got was this stupid cap!<br />a book titled Know Your Zombies A-Z<br />a book titled Basic Burrick Care (free whistle included) <br />Pen Of Infinite Gag Creation<br />(1) tub of Glo-Shine iridium sponge cranial wax<br /></font>
Tumbleweed<br />X the Unknown<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(1) doodad<br />(1) thingie</font>
David<br />Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(1) thing<br />(1) item</font>
Moonsilk<br />Keeper Of Ripped Off Slogans<br />Keeper Of The Angelic Smilie<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a book: 2500 Slogans, Credos, Maxims And Sayings For Every Occaision by R. Ronald Smythe-Frampton</font>
d0om<br />Keeper Of The Sub-atomic Particles<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(15) Bottled Cosmic Rays (*)<br />Neutron Tweezer (*)<br />Proton Scrambler (*)<br />Antigraviton Generator (*)<br />Portable Beach Cyclotron (*)<br />a Dark Matter Converter (*)</font>
Pointdexter43
Cheif Builder, Collector of Magical Weapons
Keeper Of The Sacred And Holy Bluish Greenish Glowing Llama Shaped Object<font size="1">
abilities:
+ Can call all little furry animals with one word.
+ Can call green goo, and other items left in the refrigerator WAY too long, to peform my bidding.
+ Can eat more food faster and longer than any human or beast alive.
items:
The Sacred And Holy Bluish Greenish Glowing Llama Shaped Object™
The Bow of Deception
The Hammer of Itholagie
The Spear of Sarogos
Arogoths Silver Helment
a book: Find Your Power Animal
a book: So You've Become A Llama?
a book: Finding Your Cave And Hiding From The World</font>
J.C., Super Commando<br />Undercover Iconoclast<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + Friends in high places...<br /> + Divine Wrath<br /> + Cooking...<br /> + Embroidery...<br /> + General housework...<br />items:<br />Paranoid's Paraplegic Orphan Of Eternal Microcosm™<br />The WOG!<br />a ticket back to the planet Earth (*)</font>
Adept Cronevauld<br />(Adeptus Croneyus)<br />Foofie Missionary<font size="1"><br />items:<br />Foofie Bible<br />Carrot And Lagomorph Testament<br />orange (carrot-colored) priest robes<br />a Carrot-Sceptre Of Harmony</font>
caffeineatedzombeh<br />[FKA uhszombie]<br />Keeper Of The Caffeinated Peppermints<font size="1"><br />items:<br />(1) tin of penguins <br />(1) pen of tinguins<br /></font>
Lioness Rampant<br />Foofie Water Tamer<br />Keeper of the Key to the Closet of Endless Beer Kegs<font size="1"><br />items:<br />The Sacred Staff of the Water Tamer<br />(1) claw sharpening rock<br />a Desert Eagle<br />(1) bottle of Desert Eagle Polish: For that special shine!<br />Key to the Closet of Endless Beer Kegs<br />a book titled The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R.Tolkien<br />a book titled Water and You. Discover Your Inner Lake by Don T. Wannagiveaname<br />The Demon Rabbbit of Death (Buttercup)<br />a two-story winter hutch for Buttercup</font>
Seymour_Gibbs<br />Foofie FPS Correspondant And Master Of All Things l33t<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + -2 accuracy versus barn doors<br /> + +5 versus Counterstrike players<br />items:<br />(1) rocket launcher<br />(1) box: rockets<br />(1) l33t transl8r<br />a book titled Rocket Jumping - It Worked For Me by Ernie "Telefrag" Fish<br />a book titled A Foofie Pun Compendium by Harx Marpo<br />a bound folio of Friar Friggo Pradney's hastily-scribbled ruminations</font>
William The Taffer<br />Master Thief<br />Head Covert Operations Officer<br />Neutral Ambassador Between Clans<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + Stealth<br /> + "Light Treachery"<br /> + Computer* Repair<br /> + Knowledge<br /> + Invention<br /> + Cool Sigs<br /> + Humility<br />items:<br />(1) periscope<br />(1) Energy To Matter Converter(*) (This device can produce almost any object needed. Finicky.)<br />an unknown number of secret ballistic missiles*<br />baked brie: (1) wheel<br />(2) onion poppyseed bagels (for lunch)<br />(1) Laptop Computer(*) (with Thief and Dromed installed on it for obvious reasons)<br />a book titled Screwing With Your Enemy's Mind: When & Where by Zaftig VonFloss<br />a Book titled When Stealth Gets The Job Done by Dabney "The Fox" Farnsworth<br />a rare collection of Himalayan lint and fuzz samples</font>
Rabid Bunnie Wabbit<br />Foofie Vet<br />Rabid Buddy/Spy (local)<br />Gourmet & Pastry Chef<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + Mind Control +9<br /> + Animal Control +1<br /> + Pest Control +1<br /> + Great Cooking +5<br /> + Love For Animals +100<br /> + Hunting +50 <br /> + Crystal Carrot Evocation +25<br /> + Stealth -1<br /> + Vocabulary -5<br /> + Patience -5<br />items:<br />Rabid Little Rabit (sort of like a frog egg) for enemies<br />(37) pencils* (to throw and give those guards lead poisioning)<br />The Crystal Carrot Of Protection<br />a book titled Rabies 101 by Gordon "Mad Dog" Wexler<br />a book titled Rabies 102 by Gordon "Mad Dog" Wexler & Doug DeBitt<br />a book titled Rabies For Dummies by Dr. Mike<br />a book titled Rabies For Bunnies by E. Egg Hunt<br />a book titled Why Did The Bunnie Not Make It Across The Road? by Plato Wong<br />a book titled How To Cook A Clan L.Haul Member by Rabid Bunnie Wabbit<br />a magic carrot which can summon a bunny (if one is nearby)</font>
Selkie<br />Anti-Clan Device Collaborator*<br />Keeper of the Stuffed Sock of Bludegeoning<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + Gadgetry +11 (weapons of mass destruction made from common household items)<br /> + Impersonation +3 (does a damn good Dr. Evil impression)<br />items:<br />(1) sock monkey blackjack.<br />a book titled Do It Yourself Doomsday Devices Made Easy or How I Learned To Live by Gen. "Buck" Turgison<br />a book titled Overcome Your Fear Of Speaking To Crowds, Angry Mobs And Strategic Defence Analysts by by Gen. Shirley Temple<br />(1) burlap sack full of oranges</font>
Danae<br />Bearer of the Spirit<br />Seer of the Invisibles<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br />+ can cure philophobia<br />+ can confuse and obliterate sharp minds with the use of my Vocabulary of Obfuscation™<br />items:<br />Nemophilous Violin Casket Of Palinoia<br />magic paperclip wand (endless supply)<br />a set of books titled Ultramundane Pocket Library: Unleash your inner Vocabulary of Obfuscation™<br />a trilogy of books titled How To Cope With Your Eating Habits<br /> Vol. One: Allotriophagy: help for finding the foods you can't<br /> Vol. Two: Psomophagy: how to use your teeth<br /> Vol. Three: Phagomania: curb your insanity<br />a book titled The Complete Works of David and Leigh Eddings (uncountable)<br />a book titled The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Unabridged Version) by Victor Hugo (1)<br />a book titled Les Miserables by Victor Hugo (1)<br />a book titled The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith (1)<br />a book titled The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes (A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury) by Bill Watterson (1)<br />a book titled The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens (and Foofies) by Sean Covey<br />a book titled The Gormenghast Novels by Mervyn Peake<br />a book titled NIV Life Studies Bible<br />a banner: "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."<br />The Angel Rabbit of Life (Cinnamon-Fuzz; counterpart of Buttercup, The Demon Rabbit of Death.)<br />FOR SALE: "The Strident Singing of the Pickled Bananarchy" CD* collection<br />a humongous extra-dimensional cedar storage closet with shelves</font>
Black<br />Chief of Languages<br />Chef de Langues<br />Capo delle Lingue<br />Sprachenleiter<br />Jefe de Lenguajes<br />Princeps Linguis<font size="1"><br />items:<br />an Anti-Elma Fudd Campaign official car bumper sticker<br />a library full of bilingual dictionaries and grammar books<br />a copy of Tacitus' famous textbook De Rebum Foofieis<br />Universal Translator (*)<br />(1) carrot (to chew on in case of emergencies)<br />a Babel Fish dispenser</font>
Cookie Dough<br />Master Of All Things Unbaked<font size="1"><br />items:<br />dough blob cannon<br />odd oven shaped thingy that slings over back<br />7' tall Pilsbury Dough Boy statue (*)<br />(1 box) miniature explosive cookies</font>
ThiefOfShadows<br />Companion Of Shadows<br />Dark Force Watching<br />THE Thief Of Shadows<font size="1"><br />abilities:<br /> + stealth +1<br /> + sneakieness +1<br /> + slyness +1<br /> + all shadows thieving +1..<br />items:<br />Acme Instant Hole (for the discerning and escaping Thief)</font>
aardvark on 1/4/2003 at 19:24
Eleanor Rigby
Holy Reverend Mayor of All Things and Matters Cheese and Processed Cheese Food Product Related (and/or Related To Cheese or Cheese Food Products, Now and In The Future, For Ever and Ever, Amen, Bling Bling Bling, You May Now Kiss The Bride, Goo Goo G'joob.)<font size="1">
abilities:
can quote extensively from the federal cheese food product website (much to the dismay of those nearby) (*)
example:
(a)(1) A pasteurized process cheese food is the
food prepared by comminuting and mixing, with
the aid of heat, one or more of the optional
cheese ingredients prescribed in paragraph (c)
of this section, with one or more of the
optional dairy ingredients prescribed in
paragraph (d) of this section, into a
homogeneous plastic mass. One or more of the
optional ingredients specified in paragraph (e)
of this section may be used.
items:
(1) monocle
three dollars
(1) giant solar powered heap of interconnecting lab rats (which glows and hums ominously) (*)</font>
Haze<br />Head Psychologist and Lagologologist<font size="1"><br />items:<br />butterfly knives (pair; for chopping carrots, of course)<br />(1) phrenology head<br />(1) candle (small; pink)<br />(1) book entitled: Lagologologia For Beginners by Garth Ramsbottom</font>
Taffer_Boy_Elvis <br />Master Of Running At Full Flee<font size="1"><br />items:<br />Speed Shoes +5 of Super Subliminal Slippery Shadowstealth<br />Gut +2 of Heineken Ale/Johnsonville Brats</font>
Sypha Nadon
Master of Self-Promotion
Attention Whore
Queen of Drama Queens<font size="1">
items:
butterfly knives (pair; for chopping carrots, of course)
(1) official deck of THIEF Tarot Cards
(1) "I Love Karras" t-shirt (size XL)
The Invisibles Comic Book series
(1) book entitled: The Lazy Crossdresser by Charles Ander
(1) book entitled: Principia Discordia (long live Eris!)</font>
Paz
Slacker Par Excellancé<font size="1">
abilities:
+ Cure lyric quoting
+ Hair grooming
items:
(1) silk duvet (size L)
(1) book entitled: Proletarian Revolutions Made Easy: The Lost Essays by Karl Marx</font>
aardvark<br />Daily Lama<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a t-shirt with My Procurer Deluxe Went To The Seven Shrines Of Pooka And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt printed on it<br />a license plate frame (*) with World's Greatest Daily Lama engraved upon it (a gift from a well-wisher)<br /></font>
<br />Neutral Allies:
Lytha<br />Independent Synthesizer<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a synthesizer (*) (for independants)<br />an engraved silver mistletoe bowl<br />a rose quartz paperweight</font>
CyberFish<br />Assassin For Hire/Operator Of Illogical Logic Engine<font size="1"><br />items:<br />a bumper sticker (*) with If you think you're indecisive, how do you know? printed on it<br />a sniper rifle with 3-mile scope (*)<br />a large jar of Pooka Vanishing Cream<br />a carrot rifle with 15-foot scope</font>
<br />Mascots:
PookaBot™<br />Echo<br />Pandababy™<br />Geezix
<br /><center>Note: This (*) indicates a special, unusual or anachronistic item.<br /><font size="1">Special thanks to Starrfall for the item manifest!</font></center>
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aardvark on 1/4/2003 at 19:31
Open for bismuth! :)
sailoreagle on 1/4/2003 at 19:52
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Sharga on 1/4/2003 at 20:13
Ooh, another Mysterious HQ whose presence is perhaps even a bit more perplexing than that of the previous one, of only by a fraction of a mole.
I like.
And now for some words of wisdomness:
Hey,
I must say
today is today.
Well, I must be on my way.
SNAFU on 1/4/2003 at 23:53
A very self-important man once said "What the FUCK?!". He was obviously thinking about this...
Jake on 5/4/2003 at 00:43
Quote:
Originally posted by SNAFU A very self-important man once said "What the FUCK?!". He was obviously thinking about this... "What the FUCK?!" just about sums it up.