jtr7 on 12/12/2007 at 03:15
And hundreds (thousands?) of people today feel compelled to add to that and say Sasquatch/Yeti is the most recent product of primate evolution untampered with, while humans are the result of the space-alien hybrid genetics program, going on for millions of years. The abductions are so the aliens can monitor the results of their program and tweak it once in a while. Apparently, the space-aliens are really our future selves which have traveled back in time to fix a catastrophic genetic aberration.
Sasquatch/Yeti would've inherited the Earth, if it wasn't for our distant decendants messing with our distant primate ancestors. And that theory bears little resemblance to 2001: A Space Odyssey where the alien intelligence only tweaked an early human mind.
The truth is stranger than fiction, they say.:weird:
Tocky on 12/12/2007 at 03:21
Aliens. You are all aliens. Toying with me in my rather large terrarium. I knew it. But little do you know about my plan to...uh nevermind.
jtr7 on 12/12/2007 at 03:29
From Ex 18:3 "...he said, I have been an alien in a strange land...."
From De 14:21 "...thou mayest sell it unto an alien: for thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God...."
From Job 19:15 "...I am an alien in their sight."
Ps 69:8 "I am become a stranger unto my brethren, and an alien unto my mother's children."
From Isa 61:5 "...the sons of the alien shall be your plowmen and your vinedressers."
Let me go put on my Edgar suit.
Tocky on 12/12/2007 at 03:38
Well alright! Thats what I'm talking about, give me some alien plowmen and I'm all over the north forty. But save the vinedressing for the alien tang.
jtr7 on 12/12/2007 at 03:42
Funny, but still ignorant.:thumb:
Scots Taffer on 12/12/2007 at 03:43
Apropos for the 13th page of a religious thread, sensible discussion throughout be damned.
Tocky on 12/12/2007 at 03:46
Careful. You might get somebody to actually read it that way.
Ignorant hell. Have you read it?
wait. why am I in this discussion. damn aliens.
jtr7 on 12/12/2007 at 03:52
I think it'll go better if people'd LIGHTEN THE F*** UP!
(ahem)
:)
I suppose we could take the items listed on that warning sticker, one by one, but only if posters keep their poop out of the sandbox. We all got baggage. We've all been burned and incensed, and many have burned some incense. And since everybody believes what they believe and believes everybody else is "shoving their beliefs down my throat", we should understand that screaming and name-calling may be fun, but it won't change anybody's mind.
"Minds are like parachutes: They function only when open." Full of air?
Tocky on 12/12/2007 at 04:32
I believe I'll wait and get the word from the horses mouth. Meanwhile I'll do the best I can to be good. I'll fail and feel bad about it but I'll keep trying. I'll forgive all except the bastards who aint even trying and hope I'm forgiven. I wont do it for reward but because I like humanity. I genuinely like what we are trying to do and who we are trying to be. At the end, if there is anyone to judge, I hope they understand me. All that I can do is let go and trust.
But don't try that "Jesus take the wheel" thing. Jesus can't drive for shit.
