Cruster on 26/3/2006 at 18:43
Red Man chewing tobacco is the most delicious and un-PC chew of all. Unlike the powdered and fine-cut varieties, Red Man consists of delicious chunks of sugary tobbaco leaf that you can chew on like gum. Also it feels like you're smoking 50 cigarettes at once and you spit a lot of disgusting brown slime. :cool:
JACKofTrades on 26/3/2006 at 20:11
Quote Posted by Cruster
Red Man chewing tobacco... feels like you're smoking 50 cigarettes at once...
Quoted for truth
fett on 26/3/2006 at 20:34
I live in Arkansas. My knowledge of this subject is beyond your understanding. As a result of my exposure to chewing tobacco on an almost daily basis*, I'm loathe to disucss it.
*Not my wife
theBlackman on 26/3/2006 at 20:35
So get Plug baccy and a sharp knife. The shredded stuff comes in too many grades of texture. With Plug cut, you have a solid chunk like a gumdrop.
madwolf on 26/3/2006 at 21:41
Are there secondary chewing risks?
OnionBob on 26/3/2006 at 21:46
STOP MAKING THREADS SLUGGS
Sluggs on 26/3/2006 at 21:59
GO CHEW BACCY!!
Cruster on 26/3/2006 at 22:15
Quote Posted by madwolf
Are there secondary chewing risks?
Apart from mouth cancer, less
experienced chewers may faint and/or vomit. Also, do not swallow tobacco juice. It is an... unpleasant experience.
theBlackman on 26/3/2006 at 22:15
Quote Posted by madwolf
Are there secondary chewing risks?
As in for the people you drool or spit on?
Nicotine in your expectorate will kill your dog, the grass and any bugs handy.
You will stain your teeth.
You may get cancer of the throat or mouth.
You may get sick as a dog from the trickle of juice down your throat.
You will be a social outcast, assuming you are not already.
You will attract banjo-players and guitar flat-pickers and assorted "bluegrass" afficiandos.
Your breath will kill flys and gnats at 100 paces and give you a "zone" of defense from humans about 20 feet in diameter.
:laff:
DinkyDogg on 26/3/2006 at 22:50
I am the only one who thought this thread would be about Star Wars? Or was that intentional?
