ANTSHODAN on 20/6/2005 at 17:41
Quote Posted by Turtle
What we found amusing in my distant youth was gathering about 8 or 9 friends and splitting up into 2 or 3 groups within line of sight of each other.
We would wander about downtown at night faking drunk until the tossers invariably gave us shit.
They would start fucking with a group of 3 or 4 and the other friends would close in on them and make them sorry.
Not too socially acceptable, but great fun for a 17 year old with a Punisher complex.
sorry mate, but you sound just as bad as them there. :tsktsk:
Turtle on 20/6/2005 at 18:10
I understand your point of view, but at least we were preying on predators and not innocents like them.
That's not to say we weren't being dicks.
We most certainly were.
SubJeff on 20/6/2005 at 20:20
It's questional behaviour to be sure but since they are the ones that made the first move they deserve all they get. Neds only attack in groups because they are cowards. If they happen to start on a couple of guys who just happen to have 8 friends around the corner then you just know that the Lord is working in mysterious ways.
Icy Hot Stuntaz are not Chavs.
Chavs want to by IHS soooo bad, and that is why they end up looking like they do. Fools. Aspiring to be fools and failing. Still fools.
Also, let me be the first to speculate that GBMs account has been hacked/lent to someone else. I though Noid at first but now I'm not so sure. Someone, someone...
Tocky on 20/6/2005 at 21:10
LOL. If that's a chav only 6 year olds need worry. I am sorry to hear Banbury has gotten so bad. I could and did wander around quite drunk by my lonely or with only a few with never a care in the old days. London had it's skinheads but they were just skinny kids for the most part. Like devvo (snicker).
I'm not too keen on the halleluja lock and load bit as I tend to believe over the counter with that shotgun pretty soon everybody got one. Better to give or recieve an asswhuppin as that is generally easier to tote than six years anal rape or six feet under... uh earthworm rape, I guess.
Scots Taffer on 20/6/2005 at 21:38
I must concur with my northern brothers on the proper appellation of neds (and no it doesn't stand for Non Educated Fucking Delinquants Mr Fucking Scottish Shitty Parliament) and concur with man mountain GBM that all you need is a closed fist and those pricks disappear quick sharpish. Once when I was seventeen there were two drunk neds harrassing the two girls I was with, just throwing names and whatnot, then one actually pulled the hair of one (haha like a schoolkid rite?), unfortunately he was very rough and pulled her to the ground. So I took two steps, laid that guy out and the other one just bolted and ran like I was bloodthirsty madman... I never saw them look twice at me again. Fists are the only thing that work against creatures too stupid to understand the normal lines of communication.
I realised in hindsight that there were two of them and one of me, hence the outcome could have been pretty different. Although I'm quite a lean guy I have the muscles necessary for a fight, plus they were drunk and unco-ordinated, so it worked out well but I'm well aware that it's only a good idea if you KNOW you're going to come out on top since neds in great numbers attack like and are as vicious as a pack of dogs. I've heard nasty nasty stories of two/three neds on one guy with a girlfriend that will scar my consciousness for a long time.
Convict on 21/6/2005 at 10:34
Quote Posted by Turtle
What we found amusing in my distant youth was gathering about 8 or 9 friends and splitting up into 2 or 3 groups within line of sight of each other.
We would wander about downtown at night faking drunk until the tossers invariably gave us shit.
They would start fucking with a group of 3 or 4 and the other friends would close in on them and make them sorry.
Not too socially acceptable, but great fun for a 17 year old with a Punisher complex.
I personally think that this is acceptable behaviour - you did nothing to initiate wrong-doing and all you and your friends did was self defence.
cabellero on 21/6/2005 at 11:49
Ah, i've had many run ins with 'chavs' (Although around here we call them 'Townies', although they aren't just confined to towns.)
Most memorable was when me and 3 mates were walking drunk / stoned through Ulverston, in West Cumbria - far, far away from the beaten track. We didn't know the place too well, don't go there too often. Anyway, it was probably about 11pm at night on a wintery evening, and pitch black. We turn a corner into a car park, and find 2 townies beating up an extremely drunk person, who happens to be a friend of mine. This guy is so drunk he can't get back up, let alone defend himself. The two townies beating him up are no older than 15, and there's 5 of us, each around 18 years old.
We spread out and started closing in on the townies, who then backed off to the shadows.. we moved in to teach them a lesson, when out of the shadows come 6 other townies - each of them at least 22 years old, and all with bottles in their hands. I can't remember much after that, except one image of my mate lying on the floor with a townie smashing a bottle over his head - I found out later it was only a plastic bottle though. Could have been painful.. I remember being surrounded by 3 of the townies, one of them leaning over me punching me in the face, and the other 2 kicking me. Anyway, we managed to escape and jump into our car and drove straight for the exit. I endeed up going to hospital with loss of hearing in one ear, but it wasn't so bad.
One of my friends got punched in the face in a nightclub once because he wouldn't give a townie a cigarette. This particular chav had already kicked someones teeth in at a nightclub down the road, and apparently the police were 'wathcing him'. WTF? Anyway, security chucks the chav out and close the night club doors, but the chav just throws bricks at the doors as he's waiting for my mate to leave. Police are called, the chav runs over the road and into a neighbouring cemetery. Police take statements, but don't chase him. Me and a few mates run into the cemetery, find him hiding and bring him back to the nightclub so the police can arrest him. I found a police officer and told him we'd got the guy that did it, and the officer tells me they don't need to arrest him now 'because they know where he lives', so we have to let him go.
The next day, we find out that on his way home, the chav bottled someone and sent them to hospital. He's still not in jail, and now my mate has to avoid this town because he's had death threats... nice.
Phydeaux on 21/6/2005 at 12:01
Do these "chavs" wear diapers, long underwear, suspenders, and black derbies?
Convict on 21/6/2005 at 13:45
Why are the police so useless? :confused:
