Jakeyboy on 20/6/2005 at 13:55
Quote Posted by Ania
...(well, at least in West Wales)...
Where in West Wales are you around? I'm around crymych in Pembs.
Tomi on 20/6/2005 at 14:08
Someone should give
them a proper "happy slapping" that they'll never forget.
Hogwash on 20/6/2005 at 14:37
Here's a story I've found on the 'net that will make you punch the air in glee (perhaps more of an example of victory against old-school thuggery rather than contemporary chavistry but substitute some Burberry in your mind's eye) :
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Back in the good old days before the Nanny State decided that every British citizen was a potential raving lunatic and could not be trusted with anything more dangerous than a beach ball, I used to spend my Thursday evenings at the local gun club enjoying the barbaric pastime of punching holes into pieces of paper with a tricked out Colt .45 race gun.
One night on the way home I decided to stop at a cash machine to get some petrol money as I had a long drive the next morning. As the hole in the wall started making its various bleeping and farting noises a gang of about six youths aged at a guess between 17 and 24 came out of an ally and sauntered towards me.
I didn’t like the look of these guys and was keeping a wary eye on them while trying to complete my transaction at the ATM. By the time the machine spat my cash out the group were about 6 feet away and as I watched two of them slid aluminium baseball bats from their coat sleeves and the biggest one quite loudly said, as in your case, “Lets do him”
Under the pretext of putting my wallet back into my pocket I swept aside my jacket revealing my shiny hand cannon sitting snugly in its shoulder holster. To this day one of the many things I regret in life is that I did not have a camera with me, the looks on their faces were something to behold. After the initial frozen shock, one guys knees buckled as he started to whimper incoherently, two baseball bats clattered to the ground simultaneously and the whole bunch scampered of back down the alley at high speed.
The two coppers who arrived to collect the baseball bats where in hysterics when I told them what happened and with my description and the prints off the bats they where duly arrested and charged with threatening behaviour, assault, robbery, GBH, and ABH with intent. Turns out that this particular group of amoebas had been making a habit of assaulting and robbing people at cash machines.
3 of them spent six years at her majesties pleasure.
Just every once in a while, there is a god.
Malygris on 20/6/2005 at 14:56
Help me out here.
What's a ned/neddy? (I'm assuming it's synonomous with chav, which I guess is a wigger sub-type with somewhat more violent tendencies, but honestly, I'm a bit lost with all this terminology.)
What's GBH?
What's ABH?
What the hell is "chav" supposed to actually mean? Did it originate with some other term?
Those of us living in Canada sure would appreciate it if the rest of you would start speaking some fucking English.
Gingerbread Man on 20/6/2005 at 15:19
Greivous Bodily Harm
Actual Bodily Harm
(
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/How_it_Works/Question115913.html) How they compare (roughly)
Neds and Chavs are the same basic animal. Imagine a sort of trailer park wigger, the Jerry Springer varietal, that kind of thing. Except with more hilarious fashion sense. Think Icy Hot Stuntaz and that kind of thing, but slightly different.
Or something.
Dr. Dumb_lunatic on 20/6/2005 at 15:29
Quote Posted by Malygris
Those of us living in Canada sure would appreciate it if the rest of you would start speaking some fucking English.
Sorry, I just found that sentence amusing.. :D
thefonz on 20/6/2005 at 15:49
it would be nice if the mantra "if you ignore it, it will go away" applied to these little fuckers.
Gingerbread Man on 20/6/2005 at 16:05
Trouble with neddies is that if you ignore them they breed. >:(
Wee Baby Neds are simultaneously the most hilarious and pathetic souls you can find, with their little burberry hats and trainers and baby-sized bling.
Turtle on 20/6/2005 at 16:26
What we found amusing in my distant youth was gathering about 8 or 9 friends and splitting up into 2 or 3 groups within line of sight of each other.
We would wander about downtown at night faking drunk until the tossers invariably gave us shit.
They would start fucking with a group of 3 or 4 and the other friends would close in on them and make them sorry.
Not too socially acceptable, but great fun for a 17 year old with a Punisher complex.
Malygris on 20/6/2005 at 16:43
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
Icy Hot Stuntaz
Is this some kind of joke?
<edit>Okay, never mind. I think I'm going to just bow out of this thread for awhile. I've seen too much already.
