Chavs kicked the s*** out of me

Para?noid on 18/10/2006 at 11:29

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE THAT FOOD IS TO BLAME FOR ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR

AFTER ALL GROWING UP IN A POLICE-IGNORED DESOLATE COUNCIL HOUSE WASTELAND WITH UNEMPLOYED, VIOLENT PARENTS AND POOR EDUCATIONAL, COMMUNITY AND LEISURE FACILITES IS <i>PROVEN</i> TO PRODUCE STABLE, CONFIDENT AND WELL MANNERED YOUNG INDIVIDUALS

<h1> YOU DUMB COCK </h1>

SD on 18/10/2006 at 15:57

Quote Posted by ercles

You're always the one who picks on people for not providing references to back up their arguments, so I don't see it as unfair to ask if you actually have even read this paper, especially seeing as it has done such a great job of vindicating you.

Of course I haven't read any paper because it's not out yet. Do you not understand what "ongoing trials" and "emerging results" are?

Quote Posted by Convict

StD you did say that you had "Conclusive and incontrovertible proof that poor diet is partly responsible for criminal behaviour" so it's not unreasonable for me to ask to see this proof.

Front page article in the UK's most reputable newspaper not enough for you? Funny that, because "anecdotal evidence" was more than enough for you to claim that Muslim immigrants were terrorising "native Australians" wasn't it?

I'll leave you with a quote from the article: "The results of his trial are not a miracle, but simply what you might predict if you understand the biochemistry of the brain and the biophysics of the brain cell membrane."

Now beggar off and stop wasting my time.

Matthew on 18/10/2006 at 16:02

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Celtic_Thief on 18/10/2006 at 18:08

Didn't the movie Supersize Me mention something about the issue of diet and behavior? I think Morgan Spurlock visited some sort of detention school in which all the meals were cooked right there in the kitchen using fresh ingedients and said school had few problems with violence(This was a school for kids kicked out of regular public schools for violent behavior); but that only focused on the diet portion of that school's program, mentioning nothing about the teaching/punishments/rewards/etc programs.

I don't think diet is nearly as big a factor as Strontium Dog is making it out to be, but it does make some sense. If you're eating right, you're probably happier. If you're happier, you're less likely to commit acts of violence. Yet most homes that produce healthy meals are usually good enviroments to begin with(Usually at least one of the parents have a job and are showing some interest in thier children's welfare.) So it is the better food or the enviroment that usually produces the better food? I'd go with the latter.

SD on 18/10/2006 at 18:35

Quote Posted by Celtic_Thief

I don't think diet is nearly as big a factor as Strontium Dog is making it out to be

Uh, hello, it's not me "making it out to be" that way. It's scientists in the UK and USA. And apparently, "if you understand the biochemistry of the brain and the biophysics of the brain cell membrane", it all makes perfect sense.

Celtic_Thief on 18/10/2006 at 18:45

Quote Posted by Strontium Dog

I'm sorry, I was under the impression you mentioned it a bit more than you actually did.

Edit: Prior to finding that article that is.

Renzatic on 18/10/2006 at 19:07

Judge: "Explain to me exactly WHY you murdered your wife, defendent."
Man: "I didn't have no Vitamin D up in me, Sir. I was not responsible for my actions due an offset of brain chemistry via poor diet."
Judge: "So why could you not aquire said Vitamin D to help curb your violent tendencies?"
Man: "Bitch couldn't cook!"
Judge: "FINAL VERDICT! SEND THIS POOR MAN TO A WAFFLE HOUSE, STAT!"

SD on 18/10/2006 at 19:35

Quote Posted by Renzatic

God damn you're dense.

Martlet on 18/10/2006 at 19:40

Solutions to the British Chav Problem:

1. Forcibly sterilise a third of all females and half of all males in sink comprehensives (before they're 13, which is when they generally pap. I've seen banners on roundabouts saying "Happy 30th Gran")

2. Ship the entire prison population to The Falklands; solves overcrowding and establishes a greater British presence there

3. Comprehensively batter the f**k out of any who are in the slightest bit aggressive to you. Always worked for me especially when surrounded by the shites on supermarket carparks... hit in the bollocks followed by a knee to the face as they crumple. It always works

Stitch on 18/10/2006 at 20:03

Quote Posted by Strontium Dog

God damn you're dense.

Nigga please, that was some of the best comedy I've seen since--well--since Vigil's brilliant photoshop, admittedly only one page past.

This thread has started to deliver!