Aja on 26/11/2006 at 05:33
no fewer than two men were kissed by paranoid a few nights ago
Enchantermon on 26/11/2006 at 09:09
Quote Posted by Kolya
Anna: Welcome to IKEA. I'm Anna, IKEA USA's Automated Online Assistant. You can ask me about IKEA and our products and our services. How can I help you today?
You said:What colour is the sky at night?
Anna: I don't sleep, but thanks anyway. Goodnight.
:laff: I wonder if you have to be an IKEA customer to try that..... :ebil:
Kolya on 26/11/2006 at 18:36
(
http://193.108.42.79/ikea-us/anna/bot3.html) IKEA-chatbot
We had loads of fun bowling btw and I'd love to do this more often but it's too damn expensive. So this will be a once-in-a-few-weeks diversion only.
I had three strikes! :D
Shug on 27/11/2006 at 02:06
Three strikes and you're out :mad:
ignatios on 27/11/2006 at 03:15
Three strokes and I'm out :(
Enchantermon on 27/11/2006 at 23:27
:ebil: I guess not. Thanks!
Quote Posted by Kolya
I had three strikes! :D
Awesome! That's pretty good for your first time!
[EDIT]
You said: What is sex?
I don't know the answer to that question yet, I am sorry. Please contact your local store for help on the issue.
You said: What is IKEA sex?
The IKEA business idea is: "We shall offer a wide range of well-designed, functional home furnishing products at prices so low that as many people as possible will be able to afford them."
:sly:
Kolya on 28/11/2006 at 02:09
I think you should refer to chacha.com or better yet a real person for this kind of questions. Cybering with the IKEA-bot will only end with morning wood that you'll eventually have to varnish yourself if you know what I mean. *wink* *wink* *nudge*
TheHurley on 1/12/2006 at 04:46
i was somewhat dissapointed.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JW
JW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: dude, who the hell are you an why are you on my computer?
JW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: search? am i looking for something?
You: i think i smell something burning...
You: are you on fire?
You: o god.... i killed the internet dude...
You: WHY!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!??
JW: Is there anything I can find for you today?
You: YOUR ALIVE!!!
You: wait.... so it wasnt you i smelled burning?
You: maby it was me... my bum kinda feels like its burning.... and its leaky... do you know anything to do about a leaky bum?
You: should i call a plumber maby?
You: or how bout you, do you know how to use a snake?
JW: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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ok, seccond one went a little better.
Status: Connected to guide: JeanieM
JeanieM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, i have a problem.
JeanieM: OK
You: i broke my arms last week, an i really need to pick my nose, but cant use ether of my hads...
You: hands sorry...
You: hard to type with my toess
JeanieM: Ask someone else.
You: but nobody is home.....
JeanieM: Well, will have to use your toes!
You: but.... i cant bend that far, i tried an i make a bunch of wierd popping sounds an fall down.
JeanieM: You're out of luck then.
You: i need to find a fencepost... maby there will be some nails or something sticking out.
JeanieM: Finf something with a handle and use your feet.
JeanieM: Have a wonderful night.
JeanieM: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: oh... i think i have a rake outside, think that would work?
JeanieM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended
Jakeyboy on 3/12/2006 at 13:48
Quote:
You said:I wanna leave you looking like a painters radio
IKEA Chatbot: That's very nice. How about asking me something about IKEA?
.....
Maddermadcat on 5/12/2006 at 20:25
ProStalker's post made me laugh out loud (NO ABBREVIATION! =O).
I asked the guide to find me some job descriptions related to magnesium. He wasn't very talkative... =(
Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JasonR
JasonR: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobinT
RobinT: Welcome to ChaCha!
RobinT: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Actually, I'm trying to research careers related to the use, extraction or refinement of magnesium?
RobinT: ok
You: I'm interested in finding some information that can help me.
RobinT: sure ill get that for ya
You: Hmm... I was looking for something more along the lines of job descriptions.
RobinT: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: I've been searching for a long time, but (imagine my surprise) I haven't been able to find much.
RobinT: i understand
You: having fun?
RobinT: no
RobinT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: =P
Status: Session ended.
Just testing how good they are at what they do...
