TBE on 12/10/2006 at 23:31
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
How the hell do you not have voice mail? Every cellular carrier in existence offers the service for free.
Uh, not every carrier offers it for free. Mine costs $1.00 a month. My last cell service, Cricket, charged like $3.99 for it.
Para?noid on 13/10/2006 at 00:47
Quote Posted by Paz
Until you have encountered a besuited man squeezing out the final stages of a business deal, whilst he concurrently shakes the final droplets of excess wastage from his public porceline pistol, you have not stared directly into the abyss of social collapse my friends.
Watching someone consider answering it in the middle of getting it on is a deeper and darker abyss than I will ever know
paloalto on 13/10/2006 at 00:51
Corporate commodal connections will be the doom of society.
Nicker on 13/10/2006 at 01:47
I recall one commentator offering the advice that "One should only use a cell phone where one may politely pass gas". So Turtle's friend was on the right track.
Gingerbread Man on 13/10/2006 at 01:54
I can politely pass gas anywhere there is a dog or the reasonable suspicion of one nearby. Like under the couch. Or behind the lamp.
pavlovscat on 13/10/2006 at 01:55
Ain't nothing polite about passing gas. Funny, sometimes, but never polite.
Gingerbread Man on 13/10/2006 at 01:57
It's polite if you say excuse me.
Or if you say "JESUS CHRIST DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT DOG TOTALLY FARTED AT US AND THEN RAN AWAY GIGGLING BEFORE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SEE HIM!"
pavlovscat on 13/10/2006 at 02:02
Yah, you had red beans & andouille with a few shots of Tabasco. You then rip a 10 second major stink bomb. Excuse me just doesn't cut it.
Printer's Devil on 13/10/2006 at 02:03
Quote Posted by pavlovscat
Ain't nothing polite about passing gas. Funny, sometimes, but never polite.
Not polite, no, but certainly not
rude, especially if you let loose next to the person who ignored you in favour of the cellphone. Think of it as fighting an incoming call with an outgoing one.
pavlovscat on 13/10/2006 at 02:04
LOL
That would be poetic.
