ZylonBane on 5/8/2010 at 20:47
Quote Posted by Shug
I didn't realize we'd been fucking relegated from the english-speaking world
Well, you have been. Because you put together phrases like "relegated from".
Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to relegate from my study to the kitchen.
Sulphur on 5/8/2010 at 21:25
*relegates pedantry to anals** of TTLG History*
Anyone care for some more colon with that?
**now with more retention
ZylonBane on 5/8/2010 at 21:56
Oh look, dethtoll's butt-monkey strikes again with his boulder-sharp wit.
"Pedant pedant! Squawk! Pedant!"
june gloom on 5/8/2010 at 22:06
Leave me out of this, douchemobile.
Sulphur on 5/8/2010 at 22:18
Quote Posted by ZylonBane
Oh look, dethtoll's butt-monkey strikes again with his boulder-sharp wit.
"Pedant pedant! Squawk! Pedant!"
Butt-monkey? If that's the kind of creative epithet that flew in the era you grew up in, I think it's safe to conclude you'd better put your dentures away and call it a day before that Alzheimer's catches up with you.
If you're not being pedantic, why don't you counter claims to the contrary instead? Or hey, at least attempt to be funny about it rather than derisively snorting at people whilst leaning on your walking stick.
PeeperStorm on 5/8/2010 at 23:45
Quote Posted by Sulphur
*relegates pedantry to anals** of TTLG History*
Anyone care for some more colon with that?
**now with more retention
My freshman year history teacher was one of the anals of history. And his dog farted a lot.
Tocky on 6/8/2010 at 01:55
So we have gone from discussion to practice of scatology. Well just you remember kids, profanity is the literary crutch of an inarticulate motherfucker.
I still don't see how in hell we got beat. I'm only one man though, I can't carry the whole goddamn team.
Renzatic on 6/8/2010 at 02:32
Quote Posted by Tocky
I can't carry the whole goddamn team.
Exactly. I contribute one hundred and motherfucking ten precent effort, and gave my blood, sweat, and tears to the cause, only to watch these lackadaisical numnut fuckwit shit for brains I call my own countrymen laze about and let those dietary supplemented maple syrup sucking ne'er-do-well cumbucket spilled pantystain frostbacks beat us at our own goddamn game.
THE SHIT, PEOPLE? THE SHIT? I thought we were the most uneducated country in all the western world! We should be cussing like drunk sailors out for a piece of syphilis encrusted ass on shore leave.
On the plus side, at least it wasn't those gaptooth sadsack stick up their honky-hole Britons that beat us out. That would've been too big an embarrassment to bear.
Tocky on 6/8/2010 at 02:52
I figure it's all the bears up there. You curse more when you are running from a bear.
Renzatic on 6/8/2010 at 03:03
I would've guessed it was because they had to put up with all that Caribou, but your theory makes more sense.
