My Wife Has Big Hooters on 6/8/2002 at 23:32

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Wow, I got to rant and cuss and call you names, all without getting a stern warning about being kicked off. Musta known y'all deserved it. Anyway....

Apparently I need to clarify my original post, since all you humorless fans took it the wrong way. I borrowed the game originally. I completed it my first time with Paul dying. Hey, he said leave so I did. I didn't think to hang around and help, since most games seem to have one plot direction. I had never played it, so who knew... Then, after finishing it, I started over with new ideas in mind about how to develop the character. After the UNATCO warehouse, and getting killed a bunch of times I saved before going to Paul's. I left and he died again. Somewhere in Hong Kong, I thought about trying to see what happened if I stuck around. So I stayed and got killed, but was transported to prison anyway, with about 400 points damage (how can you die and still go to prison?). So he was alive, and when I got to the medlab, he obviously wasn't there. Curiosity got the best of me and I decided to play with him alive. Then the whiny bitch that lent me the game wanted it back; apparently 3 months without his precious game was too much; probably rings a few bells in this forum. Then I just went out and bought it, after finding this site and relizing how much I had missed; people had neat ideas, till I tried asking questions and get nothing but attitude. The point is I haven't played it enough to find out if letting him live is worth it, hence my question. But, rereading it, I came off callous. Whatever. Don't take my enquiries so damn personally. In case you don't know this, it's GAME for fuck's sake; amusement. Y'all need to lighten up when some one asks a question; some of us don't live to be Denton, don't live on our computers or live to dissect every aspect of the game. I did enough dissections in college. Games and movies are brainless fun for me. Pardon me all over the place if I don't sound sympathetic, or sorry I asked the way I did.

As for my screen name: again I wanted to pick something silly. Singing Dancing Moose was already taken, so the bored sexist in me chose my wife's bust. It's a joke. I can tell the old, boring gamers - they don't like it cos I'm not serious enough about the game. And the younger kids just make comments about wanting to see them or play with em. Pardon me for not pick a great one like a metal on the periodic table, or a not-witty pseudonym. Maybe I'll just sod off. But then there are the aforementioned humorless wankers that would rejoice,: I'll never give you the pleasure. Just watch for a SN like Zyklon B sometime. That'll cause a problem, I bet