Andy_X69 on 15/4/2004 at 15:24

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If you think that you would have to be demented to write a satire of American Pie to show your devotion to SHODAN, you should see my version of one of the more well-known love songs for System Shock/Shock 2. (Warning, the following satirizes a particularly offensive Pop Song...)


You let me FakeID you
You let me violate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me hack into you
Help me
My brain is full of implants
Help me
You've plunged me into hell
Help me
I drool at the sound of your voice
We'll shag on the bridge of Citadel

I want to f**k you like a Cyberjack
I want to get into your mainframe
I want to f**k you like a Cyberjack
My flesh is so very flawed
Your Bots will send me to god

You can have my Neural Implants
You can make me your avatar
You can make me kill your experiments
Then betray me from afar
Help me
Im running out of ammo
Help me
Im doing this for you
Help me
You say you are perfect
Help me till I kill you myself

I want to f**k you like a Cyberjack
I want to get into your mainframe
I want to f**k you like a Cyberjack
My flesh is so very flawed
Your Bots will send me to god




I dont think Trent Reznor will understand the context.... :)

AxTng1 on 16/4/2004 at 01:57

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It's only a short step from these to original songs. In the meantime...

It's murder on the Von Braun
And you'd better not eject the grove!
Whey-Haey Whey-Haey
It's murder on the Von Braun
Insect - stay a while don't move...
And you'd better not eject the grove, Employ-ae
Better not blow Citadel right up...

We are, we are, we are, we are...
SHOphIE Ellix Plextor


AND! THIS WEEK ONLY (thank shod)

You and I, in a chemical room
Don't cut the lights out, I'm afraid of the gloom
We got shotguns, we got shells
Tryna escape from SHODAN'S hells

Alarms go off, upgraded software
Xerxes mutters, something's out there
Watch those Psionic Reavers fly
As 99 implant wearers die

99 QBR Machines
99 Corrupted Spleens
So hurry, hurry, super scurry
Get more nanites in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
They're all goggled, and it's their war
Watch those Psionic Reavers fly
As 99 implant wearers die

Stick your gun under the door
Blow up Suarez, take his Whore
Steal the last remaining shuttle
And leave that Rumbler in a muddle
Nononononononono
Nononononononono
Nononononononono
No, I don't like your New Look

99 Fever dreams I have had
In every one, A Tri-Op goon
It's all over, and I'm standing bawling
In the mall that is still crawling
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove, the worms were here
And here it is, a Chem Store room
I think of them, and shoot the gun

"They're not gonna get me
they're not gonna CHANGE me
Rachel, kids, I'm sorry..."
Greenface

OK, I will stop... FOR TODAY!!!LOL111 Rofl

YuSeF on 4/7/2009 at 04:02

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I worship you.

Enchantermon on 4/7/2009 at 05:21

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Seriously, YuSeF? 5 years! Just because someone links to a thread doesn't mean you have to go and raise it from the grave...

YuSeF on 5/7/2009 at 03:36

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:laff: my bad. I was half awake reading the forums and did not realize the date.