theBlackman on 20/11/2009 at 23:08
With a shit-eating grin threatening to split his face into two disparate halves, McDuck flexes his fingers and prepares to attack the keyboard.
With a malicious glee he starts attempting to log on and access some of the musty Nuthaus archives.
Making his guess, McDuck hits "Enter". The screen slowly fades to black and fades into a spiraling fractal. Over the top of the evolving pattern the following words appear in flaming international orange:
"Sorry, that password is incorrect. You have used one of your five logon attempts. Please hit the back arrow at the top the page, and try again. Be advised that should you fail on the final attempt the chair that is cradling your rather substantial ass will ignite and launch you into orbit."
Namdrol on 20/11/2009 at 23:11
Little realizing that the tweedledum and tweedledee of posting have cracked into Duck-U-Like's mainframe and rerouted all poor Mr Ducks newt based savoury snacks to Carmilla, Ronald Siegels favourite deranged physconaut, whilst at the same time re-routing her nutritious Amanita muscaria to the unsuspecting fowl beastie.
As he chortles to himself with his apparent new found power, the deadly duo watch with ever increasing glee at the impending horror due to unfold...
theBlackman on 22/11/2009 at 01:19
Nice try Duckie. But it looks like the current crop of TTLGrs just don't have the verve and flare of the old Nuthaus gang.
Too bad.
PigLick on 22/11/2009 at 07:47
hey most of us are still here you know, we just got bitter.
theBlackman on 22/11/2009 at 08:04
Quote Posted by PigLick
hey most of us are still here you know, we just got bitter.
I wasn't picking on you and the rest. It's the new crop that is lacking the imagination and flair of you old timers.
Mr.Duck on 22/11/2009 at 20:41
MrDuck chortles in glee as he pulls out his Universal Remote Control and pushesh a button and watches a hundred burricks chase around everyone in the Nuthaus.
"Always bring a backup plan, I always say, BWAH!"
Pulling out a left foot from his feathers he begins to gnaw at it as he watches the sillyness unfold.
Old cynics or unimaginative newbs, eh, I still have a ball :)
Stitch on 22/11/2009 at 22:02
The problem isn't cynical elders (lol) or unimaginative newbies so much as the fact that this forum has moved on from this kind of thread, and the freewheeling, collaborative energy of this community is now channeled into other forms. We haven't had any fun threads in awhile, true, but they do still happen, just without the roleplaying.
At any rate, your posts in this thread read like love letters to community injokes that went dormant years ago. Nothing wrong with that, but you can't be too surprised that the new community isn't going to embrace a thread aimed squarely before their time.
But yeah, no harm in a thread like this, right? I was happy to honor your private request and leave this thread alone, up until TBM's misguided chest-thumping and accusations of a lack of imagination. Fuck that, you can't expect people to engage in something that has nothing to do with them.
theBlackman on 22/11/2009 at 22:04
Well said Stitch. :thumb:
Mr.Duck on 22/11/2009 at 23:49
Oh well...c'est la vie.
Floats around, pondering life and the forums.
Goblin on 24/11/2009 at 15:41
Exhales strongly, setting awhirl a sizeable column of varyingly-coloured dust extending upward into the rafters of the haus.
