Jason Moyer on 4/2/2009 at 05:48
Snow is fucking awesome. This is the first winter in awhile where we've had snow on the ground from early December straight through February and I love it.
Queue on 4/2/2009 at 13:00
Quote Posted by dethtoll
Picture yourself being locked in a freezer for 4 months. Now imagine that Frosty the Snowman is ejaculating on your face at least twice a week.
That's what a snowstorm is like.
So it's like any other day.
...I'm just sick of it being below zero all the fucking time. My gas bill is killing me--KILLING ME!
hopper on 4/2/2009 at 14:26
So I'll take your house when your gas bill has finished its job, then.
Hurry up, gas bill :cool:
Turtle on 4/2/2009 at 17:16
Would this be a bad place to point out that we've already gotten 95" of snow and that some places in the northern part of the state have gotten over 220"?
Oh, and fuck snow.
I'm over 12 years old, I don't need it anymore.
Queue on 4/2/2009 at 22:47
220 inches! It's no wonder the Yoopers are out of their damn minds.
I was over in Grand Rapids the other day, and never realized that the road commission more-or-less neglects to plow the roads in town. One old bastard slid out in front of me because he was going too fast across a parking lot, and couldn't make the stop. Luckily I saw that he wasn't going to be able to stop, so I slowed up and didn't hit him.
...then again, I should have as the asshole looked at me like I was a dink for blowing my horn at him.
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Here's one they don't teach in school: (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War) Ohio-Michigan War
Turtle on 4/2/2009 at 23:24
Now if I can just develop a way to divert all of our annual snowfall to Toledo...
deathshadow on 5/2/2009 at 03:22
While my gut reaction is cry me a ******* river, since I live in New Hampshire where we don't even get the plows on the road for less than 6" and we don't cancel school until it hits a foot, and where we've had four 6" snowfalls so far this year... BUT
I made the mistake of driving through the Carolina's once during a snowstorm - and preparation, both by the state and by the people in it, makes all the difference. I loved how the grooved concrete meant to drain rain off the roadway became a corrugated hell like driving through the outback, how nobody was slowing down on the highway blowing along at their usual 60-70mph, and how they had to request plows from other states to help clean up.
Though at the same time I'm reminded of the Top Gear episode where they go offroading across africa in the cheap 2 wheel drive cars all because some wussies in Surry claimed they needed 4 wheel drive vehicles because there were leaves on the road.
David on 5/2/2009 at 07:19
Snowed again. Had 2 inches on Monday and everybody went nuts, now there's between 4 and 5 here and people will say OH GOD THE WORLD HAS ENDED.
My poor Mini, all covered in snow
N'Al on 6/2/2009 at 09:53
I didn't make it home till about 8:30pm these last two days cause I was, ahem, "snowed under" at work.
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