Tocky on 4/12/2008 at 02:23
Fett you are my hero but if I saw you with a Star Wars AT-TE right now I would be sorely tempted to kick your shin and make off with it. I have no idea how kids manage to pick the one item out of stock till after Christmas to ask for. Oh well, there is always ebay.
Want to snort some coke next to a cop car while they watch from inside the diner? Yall make "News of the Weird" sometimes. Not that my little berg is better. The south is the oddest mix aint it? One of my neighbors is editor of "Living Blues Magazine" and another is in jail for burning his ex-wifes car.
fett on 4/12/2008 at 03:17
Quote Posted by Tocky
Fett you are my hero but if I saw you with a Star Wars AT-TE right now I would be sorely tempted to kick your shin and make off with it. I have no idea how kids manage to pick the one item out of stock till after Christmas to ask for. Oh well, there is always ebay.
Bring it. I'll douse you with what's left of my Colt 45 and set you on fire with my autographed Stone Cold Steve Austin lighter/bottle opener.
*I'm not actually
from Arkansas - my dad retired from the Air Force here back in '87. I've lived in Tenessee, Delaware, San Bernidino, Aviano Italy, etc. I've also lived in Riverside, CA, Memphis, Little Rock, and Nashville between living in Arkansas since '87. 21 years and I'm still left scratching my head every time I mix with the locals.
Renzatic on 4/12/2008 at 04:59
Quote Posted by fett
Colt 45
Pfft. If you were a real Southerner, you'd be drinking PBR.
Starrfall on 4/12/2008 at 15:16
REAL southerners don't drink that northern shit they build themselves a pot still out of a galvanized tub and a car radiator and make their own white lightening from corn cobs, potato skins, and pine cones.
Fringe on 4/12/2008 at 16:24
Actually, forget everything but the pine cones!
Renzatic on 4/12/2008 at 22:41
FYI: real white lightening is made of fermented possums.
37637598 on 4/12/2008 at 23:19
Quote Posted by Starrfall
Yes. It just happens over soccer, not HDTVs and X-box games.
The dumbest thing about black friday is that these are often people who shouldn't be
spending 300 bucks on putting another 300 bucks on the credit card for electronics at all, but because its ON SALE it's ok!
(The other dumbest thing is the fact that some people wait 10+ hours just so they can spend the 300 bucks they can't afford)
That was the BEST point ever made in the history of my life. :thumb:
fett on 5/12/2008 at 02:43
No kidding. If Starry had been my mom, I'd be a lot less stupid today. :(
BEAR on 5/12/2008 at 03:43
Quote Posted by Starrfall
REAL southerners don't drink that northern shit they build themselves a pot still out of a galvanized tub and a car radiator and make their own white lightening from corn cobs, potato skins, and pine cones.
You should hear my dad rant whenever they close down a still. Luckily they are more concerned with meth these days. I shudder to think when meth becomes the new moonshine in terms of southern country identity. Its got no fucking charm.
Its one of those things that I don't exactly condone, but just like tobacco I am sad to see it go. I've found a few cabins when out wandering in the woods that nobody lives in anymore with half the makings of a still inside which makes me smile.
The_Raven on 5/12/2008 at 16:05
Quote Posted by fett
No kidding. If Starry had been my mom, I'd be a lot less stupid today. :(
Funny, I thought Starreh was already our community surrogate mom by now. :o
