aguywhoplaysthief on 30/11/2007 at 04:05
If you fools turn a thread about sex with a bicycle into a four page legal discussion, people are going to die.
SomeGuyNamedAl on 30/11/2007 at 18:50
This thread is a tease.
The title promises a thread about bizarre bicycle sex, and yet the bicycle sex is really pretty mundane as far as bicycle sex goes. I would have expected that it would have been the sort of thing that even bicycle sex enthusiasts (I know they exist without even googling it) would stop and go "Dude, that's fucked up."
Oceanstorm on 5/12/2007 at 07:34
Damn, I thought I'd heard everything. Here's a couple for the melting pot though. I heard of a guy who gave himself a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner (That brings interesting images to mind).:eww:
There's also the guy who put a couple of sanders under the couch cushins, put his wang in between and while he was enjoying himself, ended up getting electrocuted.:o
failure2comply on 6/12/2007 at 15:16
I used to "feel good" as a kid riding belly down on my skateboard cause of the vibrations. Lock me up for retroactive skateboard abuse.
StJimmy on 8/12/2007 at 04:48
Makes me think of the guy who got a Darwin award when he attempted to clean his testicles in a golf ball cleaner. I'm not sure how a golf ball cleaner operates, but apparently it's very painful when used improperly.
Mortal Monkey on 9/12/2007 at 20:44
The guy won a Darwin award. "Very painful" is an understatement.
JonesCrusher on 14/1/2008 at 20:44
I wonder how long it will take "us" to realise who created us..and for what purpose....
maybe they will come back someday and tell us.....
Maybe theyre the "Master Race-Bikes:laff:
Gambit on 23/1/2008 at 15:54
Quote Posted by StJimmy
Makes me think of the guy who got a Darwin award when he attempted to clean his testicles in a golf ball cleaner. I'm not sure how a golf ball cleaner operates, but apparently it's very painful when used improperly.
That one is a fake story. Snopes, a site made for urban legends, verified it and there´s no record of such death. In fact a lot of the Darwin´s deaths are faked.
As for the man...
The only reason I can see for him to be legally punished is for exposing himself to the cleaners who announced previously that they were going to enter. But 3 years probation is a bit hard for just a drunken man in his own room doing some weird masturbation.
Gorgonseye on 23/1/2008 at 20:24
Quote Posted by Gambit
That one is a fake story. Snopes, a site made for urban legends, verified it and there´s no record of such death. In fact a lot of the Darwin´s deaths are faked.
Well, you know what they say about (
http://xkcd.com/250/) Snopes.
Thief13x on 24/1/2008 at 00:46
nice....I count, 4? resurrections? get over it HE FUCKED HIS BICYCLE:mad: move on!:ebil:
