Aerothorn on 15/11/2007 at 21:39
Quote Posted by fett
I don't know. My kid's big wheel is sitting in the corner over here and it's starting to look pretty good. It's a BIG wheel for godsakes. What do you expect?
When your son is older and reads this he will be traumatized.
BrokenArts on 15/11/2007 at 22:18
Then they'll share a father and son moment.
jimjack on 15/11/2007 at 22:23
How is raping an inanimate object a crime. Can someone please explain this to me?
Turtle on 15/11/2007 at 22:25
All I want to do is,
BICYCLE! BICYCLE!
Scots Taffer on 15/11/2007 at 22:59
i like to riiiide my biiiicycle!!!!!!
PigLick on 15/11/2007 at 23:13
if its good enough for freddie its good enough for me
heretic on 16/11/2007 at 00:35
Bizzare bicycle sex near Britain,
your sleek cold metal frame I'm hittin'
between my furious blows I start to tire
but the handlebar takes me one step higher,
grease lube and mud flaps,
pop the tube and bust piston caps,
I don't know whether I'm comin' or goin'
due to the righteous fuck this bike is throwin'
makin' love to my bike so elite,
I can't believe I fit the whole seat,
I climax with gear stacks, from crankarm to headset,
my pedals were goin' now my juice is flowin',
I don't think I can fit anymore of my love in a derailleur...
jtr7 on 16/11/2007 at 00:36
Joke about the bike having a banana seat.
Joke about the bike having a ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Syd Barrett lyrics:
"I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things"
The_Raven on 16/11/2007 at 02:10
Quote Posted by fett
I don't know. My kid's big wheel is sitting in the corner over here and it's starting to look pretty good. It's a BIG wheel for godsakes. What do you expect?
You do realize that when your son walks in on you, he's going to interpret that as an attack on his big wheel.
charlestheoaf on 16/11/2007 at 03:34
Written by a friend of mine back in high school:
Quote:
Top 10 reasons bikes are better than girlfriends:
1.) Bikes don't get pregnant
2.) You can ride bikes any time of the month
3.) If your bike goes flat, you can fix it
4.) If your bike is to loose you can tighten it
5.) Bikes don't insult you if you are a bad rider
6.) You can video tape you riding your bike and share it
7.) If you throw your bike across the parking lot, it wont call the cops on you.
8.) You don't have to change rubbers every time you ride your bike.
9.) You can ride friends' Bikes and still be friends.
10.) Bikes don't have curfews
Maybe he ended up moving to Britain?
