fett on 16/11/2008 at 03:13
He the Bane of Zylon's everywhere. HB.
Aja on 16/11/2008 at 03:44
Quote Posted by fett
He the Bane of Zylon's everywhere. HB.
Zylon is everywhere? Since when?
Tocky on 16/11/2008 at 03:57
Although I didn't read the thread I shall assume I didn't like it and argue against it. Or not. It is your birthday afterall. HB shenanigans to you then.
Sulphur on 16/11/2008 at 16:14
Happy b'day, ZB! Have a swell day, and if you don't want to ruin it DON'T GO ON THE INTERNET today. We'll police our grammar while you're away, I swears! ;)
rachel on 16/11/2008 at 16:34
Best wishes :cool: Don't let the liquor tame you sharp wit ;)
june gloom on 16/11/2008 at 23:55
Quote Posted by Aja
Zylon is everywhere? Since when?
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Zylon
In each and every one of you out there
Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...
Zylon is everywhere
Zylon is everything
Zylon is everybody
Zylon is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big Z's
Inside of you and me
Zylon is everywhere, man!
He's in everything
He's in everybody...
Zylon is in your jeans
He's in your cheesburgers
Zylon is in Nutty Buddies!
Zylon is in your mom!
He's in everybody
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Zylon in 'em too
Zylon is in everybody out there
Everybody's got Zylon in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Zylon
The Anti-Zylon
Anti-Zylon got no Zylon in 'em,
lemme tell ya
Michael J. Fox has no Zylon in him.
And Zylon is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!
Zylon is everywhere
Zylon is everything
Zylon is everybody
Zylon is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big Z's
Inside of you and me
Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell ya!
Who built the pyramids?
Zylon!
Who built Stonehenge?
Zylon!
Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself
Man, no they're talking to Zylon!
Zylon! Zylon!
You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle
Zylon needs boats
Zylon needs boats
Zylon Zylon Zylon
Zylon Zylon Zylon
Zylon needs boats
Ahh! The Sailing Zylon!
Captain Zylon!
Commodore Zylon it is
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me
They don't look like like Doctor Spock
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive
They look like Zylon
Zylon!
Everybody in outer space looks like Zylon
Cause Zylon is a perfect being
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Zylonness
Soon all will become Zylon
Everything everywhere will be Zylon
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Zylonlution!
Zylonlution!
Zylon is everywhere
Zylon is everything
Zylon is everybody
Zylon is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big Z's
Inside of you and me
That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Zylon inside of you
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Zylon, heal me!"
"Save me, Zylon!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Zylon light"
That's right!
You've got that Zylon inside of ya
and he's talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!
Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin now!
Zylon is with us
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"
Zylon is everywhere
Zylon is everything
Zylon is everybody
Zylon is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big Z's
Inside of you and me
Zylon is everywhere
Zylon is everything
Zylon is everybody
Zylon is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big Z's
Inside of you and meMr.Duck on 17/11/2008 at 02:18
He comes with loathing in his heart.
Evil in his lips.
And vengeance in his heart.
All flee in terror and despair...the Lord hath come...
ZYLONBANE!!!!
*Humbly kneels*
Happy day of creation, m'lord.
:)
SubJeff on 17/11/2008 at 14:27
Oh Happy Birthday you glorious pedant!
