gunsmoke on 29/1/2010 at 21:42
So, I am sitting here playing Fallout 3 (lol, and desperately trying to keep Moira Brown alive from some Wasteland hoods) when my doorbell rings. I ignore it, as usual, but my Collie is literally bouncing up and down and squeaking in the foyer. Seems important, so I investigate.
Oh, it all makes sense now! My boss (one of my dog's longtime friends) is at the door. Strange, she has never shown up here. Oh, and the office manager, Lisa, is with her. Weird.
Long story short. I make coffee, we make small talk, they give me incredible news. In spite of the economy, I got 'Employee of the Year'. Cool, whatever. With it comes a %12 raise ($5,000 annually), an extra week of vacation, upping my profit sharing by %50, and she is going to pay for my final semester of school (textbooks included). She also promised, since my girlfriend (who also works for her, and has for 7 years) and I didn't get bonuses for Christmas this year, to FUCKING PAY FOR OUR TRIP TO LAS VEGAS THIS SUMMER TO GET MARRIED!!!
So, we are going to The Luxor in June, which is also the month of my birthday. About time. I proposed to this poor girl almost 3 years ago.
Goddamnfuckingfuckyeah!!!!
bob_doe_nz on 29/1/2010 at 21:54
No threesome?
Master Villain on 29/1/2010 at 21:59
Can't you read? There were two women from the company, and he has a girlfriend - foursome.
Sgt_BFG on 29/1/2010 at 22:05
cool story bro
Kolya on 29/1/2010 at 22:05
Your boss and office manager come over to your house to tell you how they want to spend more money on you? What's your business if I may ask? And did you check their eyes? More importantly, did you get it all in print?
Sulphur on 29/1/2010 at 22:23
It's kinda weird that they came all the way over to your place, but I s'pose you don't need to go looking a gift horse in the mouth. Still, slightly weird. No strings attached, I hope.
But fuck that noise for now. It's one way to start the new year with a bang. Congratulations are in order! Congratulations, man! :)
Now can I borrow your boss?
Queue on 29/1/2010 at 22:36
Now that Ed McMahon is dead, someone has to show up at people's houses with money in hand. Still, I'd have held out for a threesome, too.
Can I have her when Sulphur's done?
TTK12G3 on 29/1/2010 at 22:40
That's pretty awesome, dude.
CCCToad on 29/1/2010 at 22:42
grats?
Kolya on 29/1/2010 at 22:50
Quote Posted by Queue
Can I have her when Sulphur's done?
Your wife's been calling. She divorced you
and the kids. Something about moving to Canada too. I didn't quite get it all.
