Apprentice on 29/11/2004 at 03:38
"And then, we cut our way through! Five good men against twenty!"
Lord Julian's cool :)
Invisibility on 29/11/2004 at 07:26
"Are you all right? ...No. Of course you're not all right. Sorry!"
"I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him, and say... 'HEY! BAD GUY! YER NOT S'POSED TA BE HERE! GO HOME, OR I'LL STICK YOU WID MY SWORD UNTIL YOU YELL, "OUCH! I'M DEAD!"' Hehe... ain't no one gonna mess with old Benny."
"[classic drunk guard humming and hiccuping]" This one has always endeared the well-house guard outside of Bafford's place to me. :D
"And the Builder said, if the foundation is weak, do you wail and gnash your teeth? Do you ask it to repour itself? Nay, you tear it down and begin anew. So shall it be with all my children, whether they be stone or flesh."
"I have found foes more goodly hid than thee!"
"[slurred voice] Okay, okay, I'm coming. Keep your shirt on."
"Flames surround you, flames, nothing but flames, flames burning your flesh..." (not sure about the exact wording)
"Your soul cannot be saved..."
"Come sleep with me, in the ground..." (only in Dyer's Eve, but it's still really creepy)
neecap on 29/11/2004 at 14:21
My favorite quote is when one of the guards in the museum mission sees the electrisity go out: (in an grumpy voice) "So much for technology huh? Its perrrrrfection......No, i mean it, its just PERRRFEEKCHION!"
SJamieson on 29/11/2004 at 15:40
In an Unwelcome Guest
I think it's:
"Stick yer head out and I'll take it off fer ye."
Larcener on 29/11/2004 at 16:11
TDS
You know that ruffian who patrols the alley behind the tavern, when you come in to Stone Market from South Quarter??.....If you shoot the pagan cornerstone at the end of the alley on your way to Stone Market Proper, if he's standing there when you do it he says; "What the HELL are you doin'???"..........
The intonation is hilarious! Cracks me up every time.
(And oddly enough,he doesn't choke even though he's in very close proximity).
necrokrome on 29/11/2004 at 16:43
Quote Posted by SneaksieDave
"*snore* ...lemon cake? That's uh, icing... *snore*"
as i sneaked up to the chest in that room, all i could do was turn around and think wtf while giggling :D
Mugla on 29/11/2004 at 19:55
Hammeroid Haunt: *ahem* ..."Flames, flames all around you, flames, nothing but flames burning away your flesh!" *ends in a cresendo*
...Better? :confused:
How 'bout this one: "Taffer! Stop right there!" (The way taffer is said just makes the sentence)
"Arg, Leafer does not be happy about this! But I bes shows them; If anyone tries to steal Leafers map, Leafer deads them! Then Leafer bes a hero! Then Leafer guardsy them Jacnall's Paw and eats plumsies all day and night! Ha!"
And later:
"'Bes me Leafer, what can I guardsy?'
'Oh, Leafer you stupid, you takes them maps to shaman!'
Pfft! Mes not stupid! 'Me can guardsy something. Let me guardsy them Paw!'
'No, Leafer you bes not bravesy enough! Just bring them map to Woodbine.'
Pfft! That bes no job! No job at all! So me just stay in them sewer and nones will find me!"
Caduca on 29/11/2004 at 20:06
I just cracked up laughing when I heard that pagan in TDS discussing Dyan's orders:
"Her says no kill!"
It was just the tone of voice, and the whole way she said it.
Larcener on 2/12/2004 at 18:32
..."I bes wanting to deading him...not sends him letters!"..... :D
Mugla on 3/12/2004 at 14:55
Yeah, they made pagans a bit too cute for a game like Thief.
