The Rogue Wolf on 16/6/2004 at 21:16
"What the tiff-taffin'...?!"
And I cheated a bit (stumbled over this one in the sound file), but my absolute favorite drunk-guard quote:
"Oh, I knew she fancied me! I got that effect on the fairy sex- the far sex- the fair- the for- the fory se- the... women. He he he." :joke:
Renault on 16/6/2004 at 23:37
Just heard this one in T3, after gettng caught and subsequently killed by the City Watch:
"That's Guards 1, Shadow-Hiding Thieves 0!"
Got a good chuckle out of that...
fett on 17/6/2004 at 05:04
Drunk gaurd (not Benny) in the Overlook Mansion:
"I warn you...my skills of detection are at their PEAK! hic!"
Outside of the Thieve's Guild mission: "Do you think I'm lackwood enough to not know the password?" conversation at the door.
TDS Sunken Citadel ratman: "I hear you sneaksie-feet!"
TDS Benny: "I'm warning you...I'm a big...guardy guy..."
Taffergirl on 28/11/2004 at 20:52
Quote Posted by tantoedge
'YOU'VE GONE (voice cracks) YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME YOU CAMEL MANNERED TUNIC WEARING MOLLY CODDLES! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHTA SHUT YOU UP!"
:cheeky:
Alright! I never could make out that one string. That argument has always been my favourite.
Guard One: And I'm telling you that the only stench heartier than your rotting burrick of a master, is the liquor on his fetoed breath. If he comes near Lady Van Vernon again, we'll boil his knickers.
Guard Two: Oh ho! Mighty fine words coming from a knock-kneed, inbred pageboy such as yourself. Our good master Willy wouldn't be caugh near that frumpy little trollup unless he were holding her back at the end of a halberd.
Guard One: *gasp* How dare you defile the name of someone so good and virtuous as the Lady Van Vernon. Our Lady is a saint amongst mortal women. An angel so pure the heavens couldn't hold her.
Guard Two: *laughs loud* Your Lady? An angel? You're lucky the Darkside Whorekeeps aren't bashing down her door for stealing their clientelle. Why just the other day, I saw her out back warming up the stableboy.
Guard One: Such slander will not be tollerated while we're on watch. You'd best rush off and rescue your helpless limp lord before he flounders in his own vomit, or wakes up naked in a hen coupe. Scurry off, or you'll require some unnecessary ventilation.
Guard Two: Is that a threat, you shrivelled old maid (as corrected by Yos)? You gonna prick us with your sewing needles? On this side of the street we shoot like soldiers, so don't make promises your arrows can't keep.
Guard One: (worked out by tantoedge) You've gone... you've gone too far this time, you camel mannered, tunic wearing molly coddles!! An arrow in the throat ought to shut you up!!
Guard Two: Have at thee!
I also liked the one with Brother Uriel going on about the Heretics (Mechanists) at the warehouse mission.
TF on 28/11/2004 at 21:02
*dodges the wailing spirits*
Apprentice on 28/11/2004 at 23:36
T2: "Heads are gonna roll now!"
T3: "Oh no, I can't find the coal! The furnace shalt go out! Ohh!"
Taffergirl on 29/11/2004 at 00:26
:D
Ah. The dreaming Hammerite priest. I thought his talking in his sleep like that was cute.
Yos on 29/11/2004 at 02:04
Quote Posted by Taffergirl
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Guard Two: Is that a threat, you shrivelled old mage (?)?
That should be maid, since that term makes more sence with the rest of the comments.
How about that little conversation at the Thieves Guild, especially this part: "The cat clawed it's way up his leg so he jumped in the river." ... "He came all the way home leaving a trail of blood and water behind." Or something like that. I stop and lesten to that every time.
Child of Karras on 29/11/2004 at 03:03
Not really a quote but this one always cracks me up.
*snore* huh... what... don't open it... mama? *snore* :cheeky:
or
"Hands to yourself or you lose em'!
But the two thieves outside St.Edgar's is gold.
Female: "I say we bust in NOW! Element of surprise!"
Male: "You Taffer! It's the Hammers who are supposed to be surprised! Not us!"
