noah on 8/6/2004 at 16:31
I love the following line in TDS from the 'Benny' voiced guards...
"Comin' through, common folk!" :laff:
ionia23 on 8/6/2004 at 19:42
I have to reply to this :)
From T1:
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"Hadst I a hammer
wouldst I hammer in the morning
wouldst I hammer in the evening
all o'er this land?"
"Lay thyself upon my anvil!!"
"That's STOOPID! People'ta worry about they're on the inside!"
From T2:
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"nnnnaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!"
"*thump* aaaauuughhh!! (thank you....)"
"Is this a thief I see before me?"
and of course...
"Priviledged.....Privileged....Priviledged......(scratch) Priviledged guests...."
TBone on 8/6/2004 at 20:06
I laughed my ass off the first time I heard a Hammer yell "Mine eyes!"
Although not a guard taunt, I was really fond of "Mmmm....pancakes.......syrup......ahhhh yeah.....buuuuuuutter."
And for some reason I always laughed at:
"I shall make less.........*buzz* *whirr*.....dangerous conditions".
Bicka on 8/6/2004 at 22:02
Bennie from Thief3:
"SOUND? ...PROBABLY MY OWN ECHO..."
1 second, later slightly mumbled
"probably my own echo......hahahahahhah"
:laff:
enchanter on 8/6/2004 at 22:03
I still like the conversation from T2 in Truart's I believe, where (drunk) Benny is talking to the barmaid, and she asks him what he'll do if he sees any intruders, and he says something to the effect of "I'll say, hey, bad guy; you're not supposed to be here! Leave now or I'll stab you until you say, ouch, I'm dead!" :laff:
Buho on 8/6/2004 at 22:19
Quote:
R. E. S. P. E. C. T. they should find out what it means to me.....
And if they don't *wham!* a blow to the head will make they them get the picture. :cheeky::sly:
Oh yeaaah! I forgot about that one!! ROFLMAO!!!
I think the conversation at Life of the Party in T2 was the best, tho :cheeky:
TakeYrSword+Run on 9/6/2004 at 01:55
Mortimer ("smart guard" in TDS Moiras): Look, you're showing pelicans and (???), just play both and... oh, blast!
Benny: What?
M: You just won. I just WON for you!
B: HA ha! Pay up, Mortimer! ... What'd I win?
Benny: *mumble mumble* what'd *mumble* where did *mumble* MY OVERSHOES! Where'd I *mumble mumble*
... just funny because he seems so concerned about them :)
...and of course, the obvious:
Benny: Nobody throws me my own sword and says "run". Nobody.
radioman on 9/6/2004 at 02:35
The guard outside the pub near Drept's place says to a passing Pagan:
"Happy treeing...<mumble> or whatever"
Lockpicker on 16/6/2004 at 12:47
I like when you go to blackjack a guard or any NPC...if you don't hit them right they go:
"What the TAFF ?!?!"
:laff: :laff: :laff:
What the taff...that's classic! I could not sleep last night because I kept laughing. Taff. :laff: Taff you! What the taffing hell is going on in here?!? Where's the taffing patch?!
It's my new word...it completely rules.
True Taffer 2.0 on 16/6/2004 at 13:26
"And again, he says to me, 'Be silent!' and begins to weep. And so I ease his suffering and then say, 'Poor pathetic man, you need not wallow; for the next sound you'll hear will be the THUMP of your severed cranium hitting the floor. And he screams, 'AAAAHHHHH!' and then, ahhhhh... blessed silence.
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmmmmmm....."
Isn't saying "drunk Benny" a little redundant? :joke:
