kabatta on 24/12/2009 at 13:15
Or a thief:
"Th1: th1a0mu1: (mumble) ...gonna get used to working with women...or running from women on the guard these days...still!" :sly:
and the female guard:
"guard6: sg6roth5: We got a Code e--uh--ohhh--oh what's the code for 'break-in'?"
massimilianogoi on 25/12/2009 at 07:28
Quote Posted by kabatta
Or a thief:
"Th1: th1a0mu1: (mumble) ...gonna get used to working with women...or running from women on the guard these days...still!" :sly:
and the female guard:
"guard6: sg6roth5: We got a Code e--uh--ohhh--oh what's the code for 'break-in'?"
:laff:
I don't know if is more funny the first quote or the second. I remember well the second. The first is that one where the taffer burbled? LOL
cyvnyom on 23/6/2010 at 05:17
Even though it does let the AI down a little, I always found it amusing when a guard turned around at an inopportune moment and received a blackjack to the face -
*several minutes later*
"Hmm...just the wind, I guess."
The wind does have a habit of smacking you in the face with a lead baton, quite right.
Azaran on 23/6/2010 at 06:51
Thief in T2 on finding a body: "Poor sod... Better you than me." :cool:
Brian T on 23/6/2010 at 16:58
Too many quotes to choose from I think. But speaking of guards, I have to ask, does anyone else find the really gruff voiced guard ("Hey! I 'm going to the bearpits tomorrow...") remind them of Lemmy from Motorhead? Many years ago I often listened to Motorhead after an evenings Thieving. I think that one reason was that I thought it good to crank something loud and uninhibited after trying to be as quiet as possible for hours, but it later dawned on me that another reason was that he- subconciously probably- reminded me of Lemmys gravel throated vocals!:D
Alic on 7/11/2010 at 13:48
Gotta love in T2 ('Ambush" I think) when the woman in the street goes up to benny (policeman) and says something along the lines of
Woman: "You look like you need a woman to warm you up..."
Benny: "Why? This uniform is plenty warm enough, and its not even cold"
LOL! the only thief quote I think i've ever actually laughed out loud at
Azaran on 8/11/2010 at 06:17
Some good mechanist ones:
"Cease, expire, unfuel!"
"Croak treacherous toad!"
"I unroot you vile weed!"
Thieves:
(finds a body) "Uh oh, I didn't do this"
th1bod_2: "Uh oh, a stiff!"
Azaran on 8/11/2010 at 06:21
First time I played Life of the Party, when I heard "I saw her out back, warming up the stable-boy", I was in stitches. I had this image in my head...:ebil:
It's pretty obvious what act he was referring to when you think about it...:cool:
TheSneaksy on 5/12/2010 at 23:53
"He's Got a Bowww!" (lamented by a female servant in Bafford's mannor- while I was attacking her with a sword I may add:erg:!)
