GhostShadow on 27/11/2007 at 21:57
"Must've been a mixup in uniforms. Pants...too tight, boots are loose. I'm gonna have blisters for sure."
Keeper humor:
Keeper Guard (to an Elder): "May your knowledge increase."
Elder (interrupting Guard's line): "Whatever." :D
ICBarefoot on 30/1/2008 at 06:43
Sorry, I have to resurrect this because there are so many good ones still
No one mentioned the guard that says: Oh I'll find you taffer, I got all night and NOTHIN better to do!!
Or when I threw a body down the stairs and he lands at Benny's feet and Benny just looks down and says:
He was too young to die. LOL, I thought that was pretty funny
In the Dark on 1/2/2008 at 03:16
My favorite is from T2, when the "Benny cop" says, "What was that? Mmmm, must've been some... rookie." Just the way he says 'rookie' is great.
Also, another Benny-guard: "Just the wind I guess... WHEW." Again, really strange way of saying that last word.
Andarthiel on 1/2/2008 at 11:12
Has anyone tried looking at friendly NPCs with the mech eye?I love the things they say like the Pagans "I bes taking your other eyes out if yous be not stop staring!"
Oh and a little giggle for one of the city watch quotes. "What's that?.......Nothing, probably my own echo. Probably my own echo, hehehe.":laff:
tuttleshank on 17/4/2008 at 22:17
Yes, I know it's old, but I just hear a dialogue today that made me chuckle.
There are two burglars in Life of the party, on the way to angelwatch, in an unwelcome guest they are where you'd go through to carlisle armoury, in the game you'd get into necromancers' spire from inside the building:
Burglar 1(hissing): Quiet, you imbecile!!!you're making enough rackett to wake the whole of Dayport!!
B2(inncently loud): But it is dark andI can't see!
B1(attempting to keep voice down): You'll see the blade of my sword in aminute if you don't hurry, there is a guard in here and if it hears us, we are both done for!!!!
B2(softer): okok, alright, but just one more thing, do we want the gold OR the jewels?
B1(growling,still hissing): We want all that you can carry, you twat, now quickly, before we are detected, or do you want to spend the rest of your life in a bluecoats' (demo: sheriff's) cell?
B2(loud): (demo: The Sheriff,) The blue coats, WHERE......
B1(now really infuriated): oh...you. JUST friggin GET ON WITH IT!!!!
Garett: (demo: uhuh, mmhm, burglars, how picturesque!) lookie lookie, breakers in, how cute!.
RavynousHunter on 18/4/2008 at 06:05
I like going into the building they're breaking into using the fire escape, following the guard to the top of the stairs, and firing a noisemaker at the door, and watch the guard butcher the thieves for me!
MrBosnia on 18/4/2008 at 20:21
Quote Posted by tuttleshank
Yes, I know it's old, but I just hear a dialogue today that made me chuckle.
There are two burglars in Life of the party, on the way to angelwatch, in an unwelcome guest they are where you'd go through to carlisle armoury, in the game you'd get into necromancers' spire from inside the building:
Burglar 1(hissing): Quiet, you imbecile!!!you're making enough rackett to wake the whole of Dayport!!
B2(inncently loud): But it is dark andI can't see!
B1(attempting to keep voice down): You'll see the blade of my sword in aminute if you don't hurry, there is a guard in here and if it hears us, we are both done for!!!!
B2(softer): okok, alright, but just one more thing, do we want the gold OR the jewels?
B1(growling,still hissing): We want all that you can carry, you twat, now quickly, before we are detected, or do you want to spend the rest of your life in a bluecoats' (demo: sheriff's) cell?
B2(loud): (demo: The Sheriff,) The blue coats, WHERE......
B1(now really infuriated): oh...you. JUST friggin GET ON WITH IT!!!!
Garett: (demo: uhuh, mmhm, burglars, how picturesque!) lookie lookie, breakers in, how cute!.
At the end of that dialogue Garrett says "How
quaint."
Not "how cute."
tuttleshank on 18/4/2008 at 21:08
Quote Posted by MrBosnia
At the end of that dialogue Garrett says "How
quaint."
Not "how cute."
Ah, yes right you are,sir, my apologies
First Keeper on 19/4/2008 at 10:50
The mission in T2 where you have to follow mosely, the two guards in the market square something along the lines of...
G1: Taff, argh blast it all.
G2: What's your problem?
G1: ah new boots it'll take me a week to brake them in, until then ill be stumbling around like someone's grandmother.
G2: Aww wouldn't want to stub your little tosies.
G1: Ah taff off!
And in the Truarts estate level
G1: (Drunk) Hey did you try any of that food left over from tonights dinner party?
G2: Are you kidding? not even rats would touch that stuff.
G1: Well, i liked it, and im going down to the kitchen to get me some more of it. And tell Benny i'll save him some tasty morsels in the kitchen!
Very funny! :joke:
Eyeplant on 25/10/2008 at 04:25
A guard quote i loved, which nobody in this thread seems to've mentioned. I'm not sure, but iirc, it's actually NOT from T2X, which makes for lovely irony:
"Come on now, don't be shy; I'm sure you're a lovely young thing..."
Quote Posted by Invisibility
"Gah! Plumsie taker! Plumsie taker!"
Ur doin it rong. :grr:
- Sees you my plumzies?
- Bes
my plumzies now...
- Noes! Plumzies taker! Give them backsies.
- Hahahaha, I
eaters them; plumzies all gone...
- Aaaaaaaaargh!
I just love quoting this dialog. He pronounces the accusation "Plumzies Taker" with the same shocked outrage one would cry "Lady Taker", when realizing they became the witness of a rape.
I even have a section in my DA gallery {the one dedicated to culinary arts} called Plumzies: (
http://crawling-meower.deviantart.com/gallery/#Plumzies-) A similar dialog spontaneously erupted in the comments.
