Pedro_fts on 3/3/2007 at 20:25
"OK, let's see some IDEN. . . TI. . . FI. . .CATION!!!!" from DS
"Rats...ALWAYS RATS" (a prisioner in cragsleft.he mumbles this in a kinda Texan way.its quite funny.
nicked on 3/3/2007 at 22:52
lol, I had a good laugh reading this thread. I've always liked the very first "stupid Benny" conversation:
"I been thinkin', the sir could really beef up security some."
"Whaddya mean? What's wrong with us?"
"Well we're fine, but I been thinkin' we should watch the outsides more."
"That's stupid! People ta worry about, they're on the inside!"
"No, then you catch them before they get inside, you taffer!"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooh!"
That last line always cracks me up.
I'm amazed no-one's mentioned that Benny conversation - not sure whether it's in the game or just a spare conversation - but the one where the clever guard is saying "We've worked for Lord Bafford, Lord Ruben, Lord Gervasius, and we always get fired because some taffer breaks in while I'm too distracted answering your stupid questions!"
I also laugh when you hit the nobleman on the head and he goes "How DAAARE you!"
And I love that conversation at the front of Ramirez' house where they're talking about the decline of the Hammers.
"What are they gonna do with all the poor saps they grab?"
"Dunno, toss em into a well or something."
:laff:
imperialreign on 4/3/2007 at 07:31
I know it's been mentioned before, but that first conversation in TDP between Benny and another guard; kinda sets the tone for all the rest of the guard conversation through the rest of the series:
B: I'm going to da bear pits tomorrow, you wanna come with?
G: Tseh! Couldn't pay me enough!
B: What!! You soff-belly! Da bears have got these new muzzles with unda-slung cheek spikes, last time I was there, huh-huh, there was a real eye gougin!
G: Naw! Naw! It makes me sick! When I was a kid . . .
B: Ha! Surprised you're even in this job! <imitates over-exaggerated whinning> Ohhh! The blood, it just turns my poor tummy!
G: Shut up, you taffer! You want blood, you shoulda been there years ago! I tell ya, the bears then, they were something ta see! Those bears, they didn't need no "cheek spikes" and "razor collars" and "paw hooks" and all that knivery you straps to 'em now!
B: No paw hooks?! What'd they do, just bump into each other?
G: Ha! No! Tha bears back then, they had claws as long as ya finger, and wicked teeth!
B: Tha bears?! You're taffin me! They look pretty mangy harmless, long as they're not wearing harness.
G: Thats why I can't stand tha pits now, you don't know what you've missed . . . they just don't make bears like they used to.
B: Woah! Killer bears! Would've liked ta see that!
DeargDoom on 4/3/2007 at 12:15
Yeah the bear rant at Baffords masion is just genious
Mr. Bean on 21/8/2007 at 11:21
A drunk TDS guard, while returning to his guard post:
'Ah, there's nothing here... probably a ghost... probably a ghost of... Mrs. Bailey! (laughing) I'm sorry I ate that pie, ghost of Mrs. Bailey!'
Acorn on 22/8/2007 at 04:10
[QUOTE='[bulletproof];1168313']Five pages and no one has mentioned the conversation between the Woman and Benny in the market (Ambush! - Thief 2) yet?
Woman - "Why don't you come home with me tonight" (or something along those lines)
Benny - "Uhhhhhhhhhh..huhhhh..uhhhhhh..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
also
Benny - "But it's plenty warm in this armor"
Woman (Walks away)
Market meeting > allYeah, she asks him to come home with her and sit by the fire.
Benny says "What for?"
she says that It will be warmer
Benny says something like, "Thanks a lot maam, but my Uni-form is warm enough."
woman gets disgusted and leaves.
