Ixlor on 21/10/2006 at 01:15
The favorite quote of mine is one of Benny's when you sneak into Truart's mansion in TMA.
"I work better when I'm drunk! MAKES ME FEARLESS!"
RavynousHunter on 21/10/2006 at 21:11
my personal favorite guard quote is form TDS, oddly enough.
"What tha hell?!"
oozatden on 23/10/2006 at 22:59
The conversation that begins ...
'Sees you my plumsies?' is one I enjoy cos it makes me feel good about hitting the thieving bugger in the throat with an arrow.
On the museum level on thief 3 I got into a fight with a guard at the bottom of the stairs and luckily I managed to kill him but just as he died he muttered 'good fight taffer' which made me smile.
Thief-Playah on 23/10/2006 at 23:06
Thief: Deadly Shadows.
K.O. a guard.
"Gh! O-okay. Ooooooooooogh..."
TR_Wolf on 6/11/2006 at 10:58
My favourites are all from Deadly Shadows:
Guard (early in game):
"What's that?! Sounds like some sort of sound..."
Guard:
"There's no point in hiding if you're going to make all that noise!"
Female Thug:
"Not a bad lookin' fella!"
taffin cradle puppet on 9/11/2006 at 23:10
"I got all taffin night to find you, you taffer!"
Cronkhite on 26/2/2007 at 06:36
All right, mine are from TDS.
I'm amazed no one mentioned this. It occurred when I was robbing the jeweler's house in Stonemarket. The guard/thug muttered it to himself whilst patrolling:
Ugh, call that ale?! So watery I could've filled up a tub and taken a bath in it! Blech. Last time I try that stinkin' pub.
I liked it because it reminded me of something an actual human would say. Brilliant writing.
The second one is the dream sequence from the soldier in the barracks during the Blood Opal mission. The dreams seem to be random. This one wasn't funny so much as frightening as hell. If you recall, the room with the sleeping guard had a locked chest, and as I was picking it, the guard snored abrubtly (as if waking up) and half shouted, half whispered, "Don't open it! Don't open it!" I actually jumped a little in my chair and tried to escape from the chest before I realized he was dreaming. So good.
Hmph. I should write a book, "A Guard's Life," by me. Heh, heh. Eh, nah, too boring.
The Bloodline Opal Mission, drunk guard on the upper level:
I wasn't late...no, I wasn't! *hiccup* Sure, drunk maybe, but...I was right there...on...time... ready to watch...wha...whatever it is...*hiccup*...I'm supposed to watch.
In an extremely and increasingly agitated tone: Agh, what am I going to say to the captain!? "Uh, Captain, sir, the perpetrator somehow...uh...managed to...despite my best efforts, mind ya...uh...escape." Ah, crap!
P.S. I'm honestly vexed at why the Pagans were scripted to sound so horribly idiotic. Bad decision. ;[
addone on 26/2/2007 at 21:15
No one mentioned this quote from the sleeping Guard in the bloodline opal..or maybe I overlooked it
"mmmph...hmmph..snakes...so..many..snakes...wh-where's piggy?"
Lady Taffer on 27/2/2007 at 00:59
Quote Posted by addone
"mmmph...hmmph..snakes...so..many..snakes...wh-where's piggy?" . . now, was this meant to be a Lord of the Flies reference or am I just reading too much into it? :erg:
. .and a few more quotes that are amusingly similar to each other, both from TDP. .
Benny: When're they gonna bring me my dinner, that's what I wanna know, WHEN're they gonna bring me my dinner. .!
Hammerite: (mumble mumble). .when everyone else is it out wandering around--when are they going to bring my dinner, that's what I would like to know!
addone on 1/3/2007 at 21:10
I'm not sure if this goes exactly like this, but it's one of my favorite Benny Quotes.
"I'm not sure why I have to stay out in the cold..... Everyone up there gets a beer and I'm out here guarding their lives."
Like I said, I might have accidentally mixed up the end bit but the bit about being in the cold.. it's from a really funny Benny quote :cheeky:
