Scytale on 19/10/2005 at 18:10
Benny: "Shoulda gone to sea. Like my brothers before me. Ha. Haha. Ha."
Some other TMA guard: "Potato, potato, potato..."
Hammer Ghost: "Old maaan beee similar..."
Prospector in Pagan caves: "Seems kinda stupid, doin this for a bunch of tiff-taffin' silver nuggets."
Pagan Woman: "Aaaah! I cannot seesie! Ah! Now I can seesie again!"
bukary on 19/10/2005 at 20:41
Here are some from TDS:
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Welcome, welcome. Step into my store. I call it Carmen's Place…because that's me, I'm Carmen. The Hammerites think I sell lady's undergarments or something. I don't know where they got that impression. But…it keeps them away. So, everybody's happy, ya?
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Nobuddy there…[hic]…oh well…oh...welly welly well well well…[starts to sing]…said the farmer in the dell…hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.
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Whoooz there? Heh. Whoooo. Whoooo. I'm an owl. Heh.
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…sssso what…so he's capin…cabin…cap...tin…doesn't make him…ruler…of the world…does it…?
ejsmith on 19/10/2005 at 21:54
I think my favorite is the bank one. "No, no. If the bank spends it all on all this FANCY stuff......then, what if the people want their money back?"
DarkElf_Mairead on 19/10/2005 at 23:09
Quote Posted by bukary
Welcome, welcome. Step into my store. I call it Carmen's Place…because that's me, I'm Carmen. The Hammerites think I sell lady's undergarments or something. I don't know where they got that impression. But…it keeps them away. So, everybody's happy, ya?
I love Carmen, her and Bertha have the coolest sounding voices. But Carmen is my favorite :)
Scytale on 20/10/2005 at 05:42
Some of my fave Garret quotes:
"Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum..." (upon boarding the pirate ship in Shipping and Receiving)
"Ain't lost no more!" (upon entering Karath Din)
"Giant rats...grrreat..." (upon seeing the rat-man in the Kurshok Citadel)
thirty2bit on 21/10/2005 at 00:16
Benny is the bomb! My two faves from TDP:
"Don't make me come find you!" (have this as an incoming mail sound)
And the "...anyways, I work better when I'm drunk..." speech.
BEAR on 21/10/2005 at 00:39
"The bumblesons! The bumblesooonnns!"
Not a guard, but still funny as shit. Found that fist in the thief2 demo, unwelcome guest or whatever it was called. Classic.
Dussander on 21/10/2005 at 14:54
Quote Posted by ejsmith
I think my favorite is the bank one. "No, no. If the bank spends it all on all this FANCY stuff......then, what if the people want their money back?"
"Maybe some of them die first and never ask for it back?"
Heh, I asked that question to my economics lecturer a while ago - he just stared at me :cheeky:
jtr7 on 22/10/2005 at 23:07
Benny: "(To another guard) Don't worry! I won't get spooked an' sound the alarm if I hear a rat--(To himself with sadness) like I did last time."
The other drunk guard: "I wanna know who came up with the stupid idea: 'No Drinking On Duty.'..."
And I have a theory about "Reeve's balls, Sutter!" Maybe it's a reference to Christopher Reeve and his alter-ego, Superman, the Man-of-Steel.
mnbigfoot on 25/10/2005 at 02:38
I like the quate from thief 3,
"I gotta make example of you so people know you don't mess with Jimmy the Knife."
mnbigfoot
