Kolya on 1/2/2007 at 11:58
Why are there children in the ad? Obviously this is an adults toy.
*goes back to watching Nickelodeon*
Hewer on 1/2/2007 at 23:55
Enjoy Gelli-baff sitting down. Goo is slippy!
Jonesy on 2/2/2007 at 02:30
I bet 50 years from now we find out that this product was the cause of the massive increase in colon cancer. :nono:
Kolya on 2/2/2007 at 02:47
It's just jelly, what could be wrong with it?
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RocketMan on 2/2/2007 at 03:10
Nothing....but the designers didn't plan for dad's beer to fall into the jelly, thereby catalyzing a violent chemical reaction, causing the jelly to expand to 20 times its normal volume. Then it becomes, jelly enema. :(
Kolya on 2/2/2007 at 03:33
If there's something weird and it don't look good,
Who you gonna call?
demagogue on 2/2/2007 at 03:39
Quote Posted by Kolya
It's just jelly, what could be wrong with it?
Famous last words.
They tell you not to eat the stuff, it'd be like eating soap ... somewhere near the bottom rung of poison-control's list, maybe, but nevertheless on the list.
The problem is that while soap is an untasty looking, hard, slimy block of chalk-breath, Gelligoo for god's sake has "Gelli" in the name (when it's certainly NOT jelly); is colored, looks, and feels like tasty Jell-O; and is completely immersing kids, who I'm sure can't wait to plop their faces into it, almost begging them to take a big gulp.
Also, seriously, what happens when you have more than 6 inches of water in the tub and fill it instead? Gelli-invasion. They warn you too many times about that for me to feel very comfortable about it; I know I'd forget one time or another and (if I had kids) they'd start screaming as it bubbled over and attacked...
Malygris on 2/2/2007 at 04:34
I for one am just dying for an opportunity to fart into this stuff.
Kolya on 2/2/2007 at 04:39
Kekeke
Demagogue, I'm sure it also tastes likes soap or maybe, hopefully they put some bitter stuff into it. So a kid might take a mouthful but not more if at all.
And what's the worst that could happen when you put it into a full tub? You have to clean the bath after that. My, that's not so terrible is it?
Note to myself: I need to throw a pack of that into the fountain in the park. The spring of washing detergent is passé from now on.
