Attention all TTLG Fitness Gurus! The Internet needs your help! - by Cookie Dough
Scots Taffer on 7/6/2006 at 08:11
Quote Posted by Cookie Dough
WHY MUST YOU ALL ALWAYS PERVERT A PERFECTLY INNOCENT THREAD?!?
Innocence demands corruption.
Raven on 7/6/2006 at 10:09
Oh damn - I forgot to say take up rock climbing, does very little for cardovascular but my god you build muscle...
*pauses*
*looks around at the sex jokes*
*goes bouldering*
-I suppose if you can't get swimming it might be hard ot get somewhere near a climbing wall - it is time to improvise, buy pull up bars that can fit in door frames ... randomly practise bouldering on study walls... ohhh and then there is always table bouldering! (clamber 360 around a table and such... like the game when you were a kid and weren't allowed to touch the groound... but use your hands more!)
Para?noid on 7/6/2006 at 10:31
This thread isn't innocent; in an earlier post you said "someone tried to drowned me". The correct term is "someone tried to drown me". If you're gonna be murdered at least do some reasearch into it BINGOWINGS
Briareos H on 7/6/2006 at 10:34
SPIGOT: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN UNLICKED DICK IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF MY PANTS !!!
DEUCE: UHUHUHUH
PANTS: *
SPIGOT: SOMEONE GET ON THE HORN TO C|NET
DEUCE: HOLY
PANTS: OH BOY
DEUCE: T PANTS SNAP TO IT PRIVATE DICKLICKER
PANTS: I'M ALL OVER THIS STAND BACK EVERYBODY HUGA GLUAG LAUG LAGUAL
DEUCE: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPIGOT: IT'S COMPLETELY UNLICKED OVER THERE !!!
PANTS: I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS
DEUCE: WHAT THE CHRIST
SPIGOT: JUST KIDDING IT WAS MY DICK THE WHOLE TIME AND WE'RE ALL OKAY
PANTS: HLUALAHGLAHLHAG
Dia on 7/6/2006 at 12:44
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Actually, I heard swallowing makes you
LOSE weight. I swear! It's cuz of all the....chemical reactions and stuff. You know, science shit. I think I read a report on it in Popular Mechanics or something, so you know it's gotta be true.
That's what
he said. :weird:
~s:a:n:i:t:y~ on 7/6/2006 at 14:51
Quote Posted by Cookie Dough
Preferably, the most effective exercises that do not require a lot of equipment, or that only require every-day things that a person could find around the house, etc.
I thought of one. Requires every-day practice around the house, and a partner, preferably silent :D
SD on 7/6/2006 at 17:48
Quote Posted by Dia
False: Pure protein .... errmm ... or so I've heard.
Do you honestly believe that protein contains no calories?
Some men will say
anything....
Cookie Dough on 8/6/2006 at 00:37
Quote Posted by Para?noid
This thread isn't innocent; in an earlier post you said "someone tried to drowned me". The correct term is "someone tried to drown me". If you're gonna be murdered at least do some reasearch into it BINGOWINGS
I actually did originally use "drown" instead, but in order to avoid corrective replies such as yours I wanted to be sure so I checked dictionary.com, and it apparently screwed me over(again).
Since when can you not trust the Internet?
Para?noid on 8/6/2006 at 00:54
nah i'm just joshing ya
correct grammar is all well and good but at the end of the day we're all vulnerable in our sleep
Cookie Dough on 8/6/2006 at 00:57
:weird: You're evil.
