Bumblebee on 2/11/2006 at 18:04
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MY GIRLFRIEND
To quote Zork, there was no verb in that sentence.
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What does he taste like?
Remember when Ralph eated the purple berries? Kinda like that. The only other way I can think to describe it is like a mixture of chocolate and metal. Mmm... tastes.
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Can you confirm that he types like a girl because goddamn.
Sure. Although I find his writing style pretty sexy. Does that make me a lesbian? :(
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What is his favorite colour
What are his opinions on the Tunguska event
Tiger Style or Swooping Eagle
Does he like to give up the pooper
Wow, that's a lot of questions. Fortunately I was able to work your questions into casual conversation without arousing his
"monkey sense".Colour: I had to ask him this one because I don't care enough to know already. Or else I forgot. He likes "black as the blackest night is black like a blackened soul of bleak blackness." :confused: He also says that "blues and greens are nice, and that under the right condition, yellows are divine."
Tunguska: He thinks it's a good idea!
Tiger Style or Swooping Eagle: Tiger Style.
Does he like to give up the pooper: Odd wording. By give up I assume you mean "surrender as though it were the most precious gift his body has to offer"? No, he does not. Sorry, gents!
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Oh yeah is he a crier?
No.
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Where does he get those wonderful toys?Most of the My Little Ponies are from eBay. The Transformers are stolen from children he mentors.
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wate wate wate is he gay or not
Yes. Gay for girls!
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Qs: How/where did you meet him? If it's not too personal, how long have you been dating? What colour is his hair? Is he a hairy man? What is his favourite conversation topic when not on a computer?
I met him with a bunch of other people a few years ago. I was seeing another lad at the time. It was at a Shari's Restaurant, which is where you go when all other restaurants everywhere are closed. We've been dating for nearly two months but it feels like forever
GOD. His hair is brown -- more ashy than warm -- dark, but not Harry Potter dark. He is exactly hairy enough. Goodness! His favorite topic is ranting about how there are too many states nowadays, and expounding upon the many differences between a real Tori Amos fan and a poseur. (actually he likes to talk about just about everything)
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What is Agent Monkeysee's favorite internet birthday present?
Impossibly witty birthday messages. And pictures of you! :D
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Can Monkeysee still do the trick with the polo ball and the eight different table sauces?
Kind of, but he does it with a billiards ball and a steak knife now.
Low Moral Fiber on 2/11/2006 at 18:09
haha tori amos i love this thread
Turtle on 2/11/2006 at 18:35
OK, then.
'Little Earthquakes' or 'Boys For Pelé'?
Agent Monkeysee on 2/11/2006 at 18:41
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If only he kept it on the down low :(
MY LOVE IS NOT A SECRET WHY ARE YOU REPRESSING ME
Quote Posted by Turtle
OK, then.
'Little Earthquakes' or 'Boys For Pelé'?
Oh you should already know the answer to this one.
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I met him with a bunch of other people a few years ago. I was seeing another lad at the time.
If I may expound a bit on this one after she broke up with said lad she vanished from my social circle for a couple years but came roaring back a few months ago through another mutual friend via a Myspace connection. So, Stitchiepoo, the Internet *was* involved but all hooking up occured in front of a live studio audience through normal human interactions.
Also we bonded* over Mr. Show :cool:
*made out
Turtle on 2/11/2006 at 18:45
Yes, I know 'Winter' makes you cry like a retarded kitten. :(
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Also we bonded* over Mr. Show
*made out
That's disturbing.
And that's coming from a guy who got a handjob during the Kurt Russel flick, Soldier.
Agent Monkeysee on 2/11/2006 at 18:46
I can't help it retarded kittens are a sad, sad sight :(
Stitch on 2/11/2006 at 20:54
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via a Myspace connection
Jesus christ son "through a mutual friend" would have been enough but then you had to go and get all obscene.
p.s. myspace profile link please bud let's be friendsters :cool:
Jenesis on 2/11/2006 at 22:44
Happy Monkeysee, Birthday!
Shug on 3/11/2006 at 00:43
2 months and she's already found out about ttlg?
that's a love we never knew together :mad:
Scots Taffer on 3/11/2006 at 00:43
Monkeysee, your girlfriend didn't pick up on my completely tangental and random Batman quote. :(
I don't think this is meant to be.
