Appear Slimmer... Instantly! - by Scots Taffer
Turtle on 21/9/2006 at 04:11
You know you liked riding the Flesh-Tone Fire Hydrant™.
SD on 21/9/2006 at 04:27
I saw the thread title and thought it would be spam.
Then I noticed it was a Scots_Taffer thread and... uh... never mind.
As for this innovation, one more thing that helps chicks lie about their weight cannot be good :mad:
ercles on 21/9/2006 at 05:32
Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer
We all know what Turtle wants to squash and lengthen.
A duck?
Mr.Duck on 21/9/2006 at 06:05
'sup? :cool:
Shayde on 21/9/2006 at 08:49
Quote Posted by Strontium Dog
As for this innovation, one more thing that helps chicks lie about their weight cannot be good :mad:
Surely you should be attacking the need for 'chicks' to have such low self esteem that they would need such a product? I'm not talking health problem weight here, that woman in blue does not need any slimming.
Low Moral Fiber on 21/9/2006 at 09:08
It's an all too common problem: (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PRkYV9kzAY) overweight.
They solved this shit back in the 80s yo. No photoshop trickery, just space age polymer.
dlw6 on 21/9/2006 at 11:03
Space age polymer that dehydrates you, causing you to lose weight but not fat. So you either drink water and gain the weight right back, or you die and turn into a dried-up skeleton. Very slimming.
Don
(cue Ominous Cowl with a new drawing)
CyberFish on 21/9/2006 at 11:49
Can you set it to go the other way if you think curvy is better?
pavlovscat on 21/9/2006 at 16:06
Quote Posted by Strontium Dog
As for this innovation, one more thing that helps chicks lie about their weight cannot be good :mad:
Unfortunately, women have an unrealistic idea of the "perfect" body. It's a damn shame that we can't see more normal women in the media. Most of what you see is altered anyway (eg: Katie Couric). Girls are starving themselves and ending up with life-threatening eating disorders. If you like a girl that looks like a herion addict or a young boy, more power to ya. Me, I prefer a healthy looking girl with some meat on her bones and lots of curves in the right places.
