Thief13x on 11/8/2007 at 17:21
I received this email today from [email]kgordon@saturnasset.com...subj[/email]ect dheitzer (my first initial + last name). I have never gotten any spam in my inbox. Here's how the email reads...
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Astonished that you have returned to go
Reshaping magnified, each risen flakeCentimeters—that the height of the canvas
The edge of that other square cut from the rightEnd of the comedy.
Coextensive with everything? How could they know?Beneath a pile of corpses, lying
massed
This third day of our January thaw,to matter, for the flushed boys are muscular
That neither the motionless farm couple trudgingSeen. What you know is only manifest
the old men burnish stories of Yaz and the BabeX. The British Attack on the Arctic
The ordinary, wide scene which beginsIs dumb; he is the mute white stony shape
Choces, Mère and Père, undreaming even of fieldsEnd of the comedy
500 words and I havn't the slightest clue what they're talking about.
David on 11/8/2007 at 17:52
Uh, it is spam.
It is designed to confuse spam filters, so that when you mark them as junk, more and more 'proper' emails get caught, and in the end you turn off your spam filter.
Just delete it and move on.
Pyrian on 11/8/2007 at 21:00
Quote Posted by Thief13x
I have never gotten any spam in my inbox.
Yes, you have. Now, anyway. :p
Oceanstorm on 11/8/2007 at 23:49
Quote Posted by David
Uh, it is spam.
It is designed to confuse spam filters, so that when you mark them as junk, more and more 'proper' emails get caught, and in the end you turn off your spam filter.
Just delete it and move on.
What are you talking about? This is deep, phisolophical, uh.........bullshit.
Jusal on 12/8/2007 at 00:08
It's pretty cute actually. Like an absurd short story.
Turtle on 12/8/2007 at 00:12
Before I met Thief13x I didn't believe people could be that stupid.
Now I'm just waiting to see if he can be beat.
failure2comply on 12/8/2007 at 00:27
I sent it. Now hurry up and send me $250.00 godammnit.
Nicker on 13/8/2007 at 04:50
It's the final stanzas of "The Walrus and the Carpenter" from the unabridged Alice in Wonderland, after the catapilar reloads the pipe. I guess that's not taught in schools anymore...
Thief13x on 13/8/2007 at 21:08
Quote Posted by Turtle
Before I met Thief13x I didn't believe people could be that stupid.
Now I'm just waiting to see if he can be beat.
I assumed it was spam. If you didn't get that from my initial post....
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I have never gotten any spam in my inbox
then I guess you have found the person that beat me:). I just thought some people would find it as amusing as I did, guess some of us are just uptight nerds instead who don't want their daily "Community Chat" interrupted.
