Demetros on 9/6/2010 at 01:13
I proposed they genetically engineer MacGyver and see if he can't solve it.
...What? It's not like BP's professional engineers have been any more successful, right?
Martin Karne on 9/6/2010 at 07:32
Quote Posted by Demetros
I proposed they genetically engineer MacGyver and see if he can't solve it.
...What? It's not like BP's professional engineers have been any more successful, right?
Tons of Chewing gum + chocolate + oil = big shit stuck down their pipe no more oil coming out.
Risquit on 9/6/2010 at 16:56
I've since learned that dropping an aircraft carrier will not be feasible because of the threat that the pressure may cause veins of oil from below the wellhead to percolate to the top all over the place.
Vernon on 9/6/2010 at 17:23
Quote Posted by Hesche
This. Only replace "Jack or Desmond" with "Scots" and "cork" with "cock". Actually, the leak might be too narrow for that.
Where will he get said cock? :D
Demetros on 9/6/2010 at 19:31
-raises hand-
Nicker on 10/6/2010 at 02:48
As if there weren't enough slime already, an interview on the CBC's As It Happens program, fingers Dick Cheney as chief amongst the culprits responsible for this mess. His deregulation of the oil industry (benefiting Haliburton, of course) is strongly implicated in the chain of events leading to the failure of the Deep Water Horizon.
A talk with(
http://www.cbc.ca/asithappens/) Lawrence Wilkerson is the first item up on part 2 of the show. Apologies in advance for the traditional and obligatory puns during the intro segments.
Scots Taffer on 10/6/2010 at 03:32
Quote Posted by Demetros
-raises hand-
I wouldn't fuck that pipeline, even with your dick, who knows where it's been. The pipeline, that is. I know exactly where yours has been - or hasn't been, more to the point.
Scots Taffer on 10/6/2010 at 03:39
Nice.
Demetros on 10/6/2010 at 03:44
Isn't there some sort of way that they can stop the oil from flowing, though? I know it probably isn't as simple as shutting off a valve, but can't they just redirect the oil through some other pipeline?
I wonder what would happen if we dumped liquid nitrogen onto the thing...
