Answering the call of Nature. - by jimjack
TTK12G3 on 9/7/2008 at 16:11
You may want to be more secretive next time you need to go, but those old ladies over-reacted. I agree with Kolya in that, next time, you should politely and sternly tell whoever is bothering you to go away.
jimjack on 9/7/2008 at 16:25
They only saw me emerging from the foliage pulling up my fly.:erg:
So no telling what was going through their senile twittering minds.
dj_ivocha on 9/7/2008 at 17:46
I think the real question is why didn't you first pull up your fly and THEN come out of the bushes? :idea:
jimjack on 9/7/2008 at 19:07
Quote Posted by dj_ivocha
I think the real question is why didn't you first pull up your fly and THEN come out of the bushes? :idea:
Well, after a lengthy release, I just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. Biting insects, brambles, bears, old ladies. But, yes. Should have, could have.
TBE on 20/7/2008 at 17:13
There's a 9 hole golf course in Destin Florida that I paid a visit to once. We were about 4 holes into it, with no sign of a bathroom around. I had the urgent call of nature. A really, really urgent call. So I remember seeing the greenskeeper shack about 1 hole back. I did the penguin walk doing everything in my power to make it. I got to the shack, and hollered for help, because I needed to find the bathroom ASAFP. No one was there, and the bathroom was found shortly. Wow, no door to the entire bathroom. I'm not shy, so I go. My golf buddies, including a chick, walk in looking for me. She sees me on the pot, and turns about 10 shades of red. So then, there's NO TOILET PAPER! I stripped down and jumped in their piss poor shower. Luckily there was a big bar of soap to freshen up with. Yeah, public calls of nature suck big time.
Thief13x on 20/7/2008 at 19:58
lol'in
Ulukai it really also depends on how much you drink. After years of drinking tons of water, I feel practically naked if I go somewhere without a 20 oz bottled water, I must go through 10-15 a day.
With every cup of coffee I have in the morning I drink 2 or 3 along side(keeps me from getting dehydrated from the coffee). If I go some place without a bathroom for more than an hour, I have to pull a JimJack in one form or the other. It's fucking nature...the animals do it!!!
Queue on 28/7/2008 at 22:22
Quote Posted by jimjack
...He strode over to me and told me that I could be issued with a citation including a $250+ fine for public urination and worst case scenario Lewd public act and it could have been taken as a sexual act. I am to be lucky he was not a police officer..Woah I could a have been put on a some kind of sexual offenders list?!
At that point what have you got to lose? Just waggle your genitalia at 'em and see if they laugh, too.
jimjack on 29/7/2008 at 17:18
lulz.
I'd be charged with intent to cause bodily harm with a deadly weapon.
I forgot about this thread, thanks for bring back the memories.:erg:
Macha on 30/7/2008 at 16:01
Wow that is sick. You should of asked the ranger to prove it. This is just stupid to the highest degree, I mean at least you had the courtesy to do it in the bushes.
