Answering the call of Nature.

demagogue on 8/7/2008 at 22:47

Just yesterday my mother started rushing a little and accidentally tripped in a parking lot and shattered her knee ... and an hour later she's in the hospital for a week and may not walk properly for months.

It just stunned me how a few seconds could cost so dearly, even when what you were doing isn't really so wrong. You're story reminds me of that same point again. Reality can be very stupid sometimes.

Scots Taffer on 8/7/2008 at 23:42

Quote Posted by fett

I predict that this thread will continue to suck until Shug posts.

He's too busy answering the call of nature IN MY PANTS

Nicker on 9/7/2008 at 00:52

Quote Posted by Kolya

Next time tell those prim hags to strut off and be parched somewhere else. It's not like you have got or did anything they'd never seen before, ffs.

The were just feeling left out. Next time try, "Sorry, luvs, did you want to give it a shake?"

crunchy on 9/7/2008 at 01:34

That reminds me of a joke.

Three nuns are walking through the park when a man jumps out of the bushes, whips open his coat and flashes them. Two of the nuns had a stroke. The third one missed.

Shug on 9/7/2008 at 13:12

I piss in public all the time

when drinking... so, all the time

Stitch on 9/7/2008 at 14:28

Everyone knows the worst drinking-related urination stories happen within the home.

SubJeff on 9/7/2008 at 14:42

Usually someone elses home though.

Turtle on 9/7/2008 at 14:44

I see you've pissed in a laundry basket, as well.

pavlovscat on 9/7/2008 at 15:11

I watched a guy, in a drunken stupor, get up out of bed, open his closet door & piss all over his shoes. :tsktsk:
It seemed pretty funny at the time, but not so much once I sobered up. Thankfully, my stuff was on the other side of the room. :sweat:

jimjack on 9/7/2008 at 16:02

Quote Posted by Ulukai

Your age is a factor because, generally speaking, the older you are the more problems you'll have with your bladder. You shouldn't have any!

Due to an inflamed prostrate no doubt. I would have held it in, in that particular part of the park there was no Porta bog iwthin a pracitical distance and further In my defence and before it comes to future problems with my plumbing system and I have to pull on the adult diapers, frequent urination comes with the whole packet of the diabetes. I will take a pee at least three times in less than three hours. Othewise I drown in sugar piss..So say this matter had gotten overblown to me getting a fine or worse, I could use that for some leniency. And Lawyer!

Its been a couple of days from this and it still bothers me ffs. To get harshly reprimanded by both seniors citizens who generally hate teens and perverts and an official officer, in one day, two groups you don't want to piss off..if I were a couple years younger I probably would have started tearing up. It sucked and I still cringe about it. In this case there was no other option that didn't include two old prunes who arrived at the wrong time and the parks board officer and threatening pretty closely, the cops. Seeing as I was too lazy to find a urinal. It was unfortunate those two birds got the thrill of their twilight years maybe and they couldn't deal with that. I have the uncomfortable and almost guilty feeling that I got the treatment as a perv who traverses the underbrush to expose my parts. Heavy and with harsh consequences for using a tree as an emergency restroom.

All indecent exposure charges lead to registering a sex offender if your reproductive parts are out your pants and you're not in a bathroom. and I got the reprimandation that insinuated that. Those bitches likely said I was having a furtive wrist over with the dog watching on.

Further more I used to pee all the time in the outdoors Ulukai, and I didn't feel to bad or care much. I've never gotten a ticket, a reprimand, or had anyone to watch either. Except this one time when I was about 8 or 9 and she was ten. I'm not thinking of upsetting anyone, so when nature calls be bloody considerate and don't call the authorities.

I feel a bit like I'm under some undue emotional what..? trauma from this. If I had gotten a fine I would have contested it. This won't be the first time I w ill be in need of the bogs that are not with in easy or practical difference outside. It helps the environment, marks my territory and says I was here, it is both physically and emotionally satisfying to pizz outside, they have destroyed that reflective moment to myself.