Sulphur on 30/7/2010 at 17:49
Unfortunately, I keep reading that last word as 'c***', and I know that salvation isn't near at hand; it isn't near at hand at all.
But at least the c*** is. Thank ****.
Matt: I only want royalties if that slash porn also involves gerbils and a slightly sleepy-looking cat. ******ng the little b****** with ***** every day takes a lot of the **** out of you.
Sulphur on 30/7/2010 at 17:52
FUCK
Queue on 30/7/2010 at 17:54
Well said.
Rug Burn Junky on 30/7/2010 at 18:21
Quote Posted by EvaUnit02
No shit, wrestling is choreographed and scripted
No it's not....
I once dated a girl who had previously dated Stone Cold Steve Austin. According to her, he was dumb as a post and she doubted he could even read. Scripts are out of the question.
EvaUnit02 on 30/7/2010 at 18:32
Bookers try to have everything as tightly controlled as possible.
Eg infamous hack Vince Russo was quite fond of putting covered holes in the ring. Leading to scenarios like "Oh my god, Guy X slammed the Guy Y so hard that he broke the ring! Guy X must be really strong!"
Matthew on 30/7/2010 at 18:32
Quote Posted by Sulphur
Matt: I only want royalties if that slash porn also involves gerbils and a slightly sleepy-looking cat. ******ng the little b****** with ***** every day takes a lot of the **** out of you.
... let's talk business.
Queue on 30/7/2010 at 19:27
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
I once dated a girl who had previously dated Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Did she have a big c***?
Rug Burn Junky on 30/7/2010 at 22:27
Quote Posted by Queue
Did she have a big c***?
No, but she was excellent at the pile-driver.
CCCToad on 31/7/2010 at 00:16
Quote Posted by EvaUnit02
No shit, wrestling is choreographed and scripted, but pointing out obvious facts doesn't mean that it isn't worthy of discussion.
The poster disagreeing with this statement is wrong: it is mostly choreographed. One of my friends from back home did wrestling in a state league, and most of the fight is predetermined: which spectacular takedowns will occur, who's going to win in the end, etc. However, a lot of the intermediate stuff isn't. How the "wrestlers" get from one staged move to another is up to them to improvise.
