lowenz on 10/12/2021 at 13:25
Quote Posted by Starker
And hide it in salad dressing?
Nah, not working! 'muricans can't eat salad all the week :D It's poison!
Nicker on 10/12/2021 at 13:59
Ketchup.
Pyrian on 10/12/2021 at 14:41
Quote Posted by lowenz
Maybe it's time to
really engineer the virus and make ourselves a not-harming variant? :D
...That's a vaccine.
faetal on 10/12/2021 at 16:23
Or the common cold variants of coronaviruses, since at the lower levels of severity, most of the symptoms are just your immune system clearing it out.
lowenz on 10/12/2021 at 17:44
Quote Posted by Pyrian
...That's a vaccine.
Not really, I mean create ourself a variant who can outclass
every other ones to avoid variant proliferation.
Azaran on 10/12/2021 at 18:05
I'm hoping Omicron completely supplants Delta before the latter mutates into something worse. It could effectively end the pandemic
Cipheron on 10/12/2021 at 23:00
Quote Posted by Azaran
I'm hoping Omicron completely supplants Delta before the latter mutates into something worse. It could effectively end the pandemic
Yeah, have you seen the conspiracy thing though. "Delta Omicron" is an anagram of "Media Control" so they're saying it's the cabal revealing their cards because they can't help it: "symbolism will be their downfall". However all the media reports are verging on saying Omicron isn't as deadly, and that would clearly be contradictory to what "the cabal" would do if they were just making up the variants in order to scare people to take the vaccine.
Back to reality, Omicron does spread about 4 times faster than Delta. And like i was saying optimizing for that changes the profile of the disease, it's optimizing for rapid spread, not individual effect. Spreading *that fast* means that it's going to burn through it's own fuel supply of people really fast, so I am hopeful too.
mopgoblin on 11/12/2021 at 21:29
It's also an anagram of Milted Corona, so clearly the best protection is to purchase a Retail Condom and perhaps insert a Rectal Domino
(in case any anti-vaccine types are reading this, do not in fact insert a Rectal Domino, you won't get it back and will probably have an embarrassing time at the emergency room)
Starker on 12/12/2021 at 01:56
They will never listen to some Menial Doctor, They are more likely to hole up even further in their Moron Citadel.
David on 13/12/2021 at 14:58
Along with their supply of Erotic Almond(s)