✮✮✮ !Trump Dump! ✮✮✮

Gryzemuis on 15/3/2020 at 23:42

(https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-confirms-that-donald-trump-tried-to-buy-firm-working-on-coronavirus-vaccine/amp/)
Germany confirms that Trump tried to buy firm working on coronavirus vaccine.
CureVac boss was at the White House last week to discuss its vaccines plans.

How come nobody is surprised. :)

Starker on 16/3/2020 at 05:15

There's this new genre of fiction, mostly practiced by QAnon conspiracy theorists and the occasional satirist, where the central premise is that Lord Dampnut is a traveller from an alternate timeline where his gibbering idiocy happens to be entirely true and justified, so that what to us appear to be complete nonsense and the ramblings of a diseased mind are actually references to things that really happened on the alternate Earth. Below is one such story from an alternate timeline, where Lord Dampnut saved us all from the coronavirus:

(https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-solid-flu-vaccine-a-scientist-looks-back-on-the-day-trump-came-up-with-a-cure-for-the-coronavirus)

Renzatic on 16/3/2020 at 05:46

Well, you do know that some scientists or other have been using flu vaccine to force a body's autoimmune response to attack cancer cells, right? Our president might be on to something...

Dia on 16/3/2020 at 15:05

Quote Posted by Renzatic

Well, you do know that some scientists or other have been using flu vaccine to force a body's autoimmune response to attack cancer cells, right? Our president might be on to something...

I highly doubt that. You're referring to a man who believes windmills cause cancer ffs. *smh*

Renzatic on 16/3/2020 at 15:11

I'm kidding, Dia. :P

Well, the flu vaccine caner thing is a real study, but, you know, still being facetious.

Tony_Tarantula on 17/3/2020 at 00:24

Bizarre story came out.

A man in MA was shot at night, through his window by police. His pregnant girlfriend was shot too but survived.

(https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/14/duncan-socrates-lemp-maryland-shot-police-officer)

If you look at the background there is some bizarre information that suggests this was an assassination.

Renzatic on 17/3/2020 at 00:37

Wow. So the police shot a guy without justification, a 3%'er militiaman, on suspicion of possession of firearms. That's like 15 contradictory conspiracy theories wrapped up in one neat little package.

I hate the government but love the police, but don't trust the police because they're an arm of the government. Blue lives...matter? HELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE, KYLE!

Starker on 17/3/2020 at 02:36

Yes, the government really needed to assassinate this 21-year-old guy, because he posted on 4chan.

Tocky on 17/3/2020 at 03:09

Oh shit. That reminds me of the time police held me at gun point naked. Why didn't I put that in my stories?

I didn't did I? I'll have to skim over them and find out.

Renzatic on 17/3/2020 at 03:11

Here's how it probably went.

Guy is a 3%'er. Probably posted a bunch of stuff about insurgency tactics, The Boogaloo or whatever the fuck they call their pretend future civil war these days, and a bunch of other incendiary stuff. Hell, he probably even has a Bundy Ranch fanpage. All this probably came up when the warrant for weapons charges was issued. So...

You have a bunch of jumpy cops who are assuming this guy is gonna go full on Ruby Ridge on them. They go in expecting the worst, jump the gun. Kill the guy for no good reason, and injure his pregnant wife in the crossfire.

The cops are in the wrong here. They didn't do their job properly, and a man who doesn't need to be dead is now very much so. The onus of responsibility falls on their shoulders, and they failed to carry it.

...but it's not a conspiracy. This guy wasn't murdered by the Deep State, using the police to silently take out their enemies. It's just a bunch of trigger happy cops who are tragically terrible at doing their job.

Hanlon's Razor, yall.